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(Werner Herzog voice) when we go back and watch the episode, we are shocked that Mr bean only has the turkey stuck on his head for 2 minutes. We remember it as an eternity, because we know that the darkness Mr bean experiences inside that turkey is in some sense cosmic, infinite

I am physically sick struggling to explain this Natalie business to my son’s Bayler & Kryss. They saw Bret Ratner’s superb “Melania” doc opening night with friends & have been inspired for years by the First Couple’s enduring love. Is it all a lie??? What do I do?? @support

Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.

Working on my new line of egg-powered vehicles. Yolkswagens available in select markets starting mid-2027.

If only our power structures had the same sort of conviction and righteousness as *checks again just to make sure* DinoCon

Elon Musk is a white supremacist. Case closed.

ICE should be dismantled immediately.  I will not support funding for the Department of Homeland Security when ICE and Border Patrol agents are assaulting protestors, detaining and arresting people with impunity, inciting violence, and shooting and killing American citizens.  Read my statement:

The Trump-Vance administration just used your taxes to pay for an ICE agent to do this to a 21-year-old kid, who was only protesting because another ICE agent killed a mother of three, who was only there because ICE agents are kidnapping your neighbors

🚨BREAKING: ICE unleashes ONSLAUGHT of flash bang grenades and chemical ammunition at unarmed Minneapolis protesters in WAR-LIKE attack. Several protesters struck. Our reporter @zdroberts.bsky.social struck in the head. "I got hit in the head really bad." LIVE NOW ⬇️

we've sort of reached the platonic ideal of the paradox of tolerance here. they've repudiated the social contract, thus it definitionally no longer protects them or binds you vis-a-vis them

Incredible (via www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...)

An 84-year-old said she sustained a concussion and was hit with a projectile after she and her husband, a Vietnam vet, were knocked down by federal officers.

Considering relaunching PerversionTracker: Liquid Glass Edition

staring straight into the camera and lying. just a despicable person and a poor excuse for a national leader.

Watching this video 10 times has significantly improved my mood.

Thirsty for beercoal.

youtu.be/lw4ZjhOukwU Fantastic. @teslatakedown.com

if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/thi... @teslatakedown.com

Ph. Chavis Mármol • Tesla Model 3 crushed by replica Olmec Head. The Mexican artist created the work last year “to satirise the Tesla brand and its creator.” #TeslaTakedown

@teslatakedown.com Great turnout at the Portland event, and lots of enthusiastic support from drivers today! Had a blast!

Wow that’s a dumb looking car

These are the two ugliest fattest nastiest pieces of shit to ever bubble up

Can’t fault him for his dedication to the task. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/my-...

If you’d like to print your own signs, I’ve posted my design here. #teslatakedown spiny.com/boycotttesla/

he looks like an NPC from a fucking PS2 game

Why can the HomePod no longer just play music? “Which app do you want to listen to this in?” GAHHH.

What a great time to delete Facebook and Instagram! (I did this years ago). www.theverge.com/2025/1/7/243...

Annual morbidity in the 20th century, before and after vaccines: Measles: Before: 530,000, After: 47 Mumps: Before: 160,000, After: 429 Rubella: Before: 50,000, After: 3 Diphtheria: Before: 20,000, After: 2 Smallpox: Before: 30,000, After: 0 Polio: Before: 16,000, After: 0

Hard to come up with a better name for villainous oil billionaire than “Harold G. Hamm”

Cracking a freshie