Latte Chavaleto

There were 83 thousand people at the Sick New World fest this weekend. It was chaos. The what seemed like 1/3 of the crowd went to Buc-ee’s right after the show.

I need a short Latina in my life

I’d seduce you by dancing in my underwear to Everything She Wants by Wham!…

Hit Whataburger and Buc-ee’s already after standing in line for two hours for the privilege of buying 45$ band tee shirts.

I am going to see Slayer, System of the Down, The Deftones and so many more this weekend. Gotto tolerate Texas in the process but whatever

I don’t know who this Prince Albert guy is but he is one sick fuck

The sexiest thing youn could do for me is try and address my lower back pain baby 🫦

I have had the runs since 1987

Got a phat batch of blueberries

Back from the other side and it is so much fun over there

Wayyy too high to be socializing on the interwebs

The weight of everything..

My first ever tattoo…I love it!

Didn't win the lottery. Or a Nobel prize. This fucking day.

I met a golden retriever puppy named Waffles today so shit is looking up baby

I make casseroles happen…

Next stop on my world tour takes me to Denver all next week for beer judging and my first tattoo

Spoooky coffee porter…..

My beautiful sister everyone

Never underestimate the importance of checking in with people. A simple “How are you?” can mean more than you realise. Sometimes, just knowing someone cares can make all the difference. 😊

I have Chinese food on the way and I am a little emotional

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

the staffer who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks game has been identified

Who’s down for a little iced coffee and some dilly dallying?

[taco bell drive thru] Hi, I'd like enough tacos to forget 2026

Got an email from Pizza Hut saying they miss me. I miss them too.

That fact that it’s called a murder and not a crowalition pisses me off..

What’s the point of having a crush at this point in my life?

The Acropolis in Portland is going through some changes but still some solid entertainment and tasty steak bites 😜

Anything fun going on in Portland tomorrow evening? Besides the usual shenanigans of course 😎

Gonna be sliding through Portland tomorrow to drop off some beers…gonna pick a couple up too if you know what I’m sayin’

It’s nice knowing I don’t owe anyone anything anymore

I think the ocean may have broke me

I need to stop watching reels of people eating McDonalds in their car

Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Me:

Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life

I wish I had some bologna right now

Anyone else going to this?

Ron White: Eight of Ken Paxton’s assistants turned him into the FBI for fraud... They sued and won $6 million. Guess who paid that $6 million? You and me paid the $6 million for his bribery. His own party impeached him. He’s a criminal.

JUST NOW: A confused, clearly not-there McConnell votes “AYE” after almost voting NO with Dems but getting *corrected* by handlers around him

I've been boycotting Ed Sheeran for years. Way ahead of the curve over here.

Had an actual appointment with a therapist then had band practice so I should sleep pretty well tonight

Some things are better left whatevered.