at least three

threaming, scrying, crowing up

Oh and ABOLISH GIFTED AND TALENTED PROGRAMS sweet bleeding mithras just get rid of that shit.

Something benefiting you personally is not necessarily a good thing. Something that inconveniences you personally is not necessarily a bad thing.

The red square is the $1 trillion the Republicans cut from Medicaid (over 10 years). The green square is the $50 billion Rural Health Fund they're all so proud of (over 5 years). The blue square is the $190 million that Susan Collins is crowing about in her Maine rural health care ad.

i wish i was still a pipe organ builder

I didn't know who needs to hear this, but boys can literally inject themselves intramuscularly with any of several broadly-available estradiol preparations once weekly

an invite-only live sex show over discord would go so hard. maybe someday.

call her remote code execution the way a single text from her has me doing things i shouldnt

common phrases for motivating workers in American culture: "cracking the whip," "lighting a fire under their ass," etc.- these are descriptions of heinous torture. that's how we think about motivating people to do things, and we don't even bat an eye at it. slaver mindset.

the happiest moments in my life are fucking, fabricating, fire and song

yes to this

horrifying

it looks like the actions youre taking are making you unhappier. how would you like to proceed? _stop >continue are you sure? you seem like. really unhappy >yes _no okay then but i should advise you much of your suffering is avoidable _shut up >shut the fuck up

yuritober day 19 cigarettes

gf: also, i'm walking into the liquor store, so i might say less obscene things

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

Please listen carelessly as our menu options have stayed the same

chat, does anybody know how to avoid letting the corporate soul suck get to me? do a quick Google on that for me, chat, and let me know

yuritober day 1 with a puppy and a hound

"trans" comes from the "transitive property", which means that your girlfriend is my girlfriend

This absolutely fucking rules and also is yet another sign of the rural Chinese-rural American alliance that will one day sweep across this world and bring everything we thought we knew to an end Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

yeah morning sex is cool but have you ever had somebody give u a bunch of little kisses all over your face until you're giggling and blushing right when u wake up because that would be pretty good right now

the deep visceral rage that this ignites in me

i’m having a crashout about AI art like every single other day for the same reason, the bourgeoisie tried to take art from us via the market and couldn’t so now they’re trying to alienate us from art via an algorithm

yeah, it’s like I already knew, but having someone walk me through the archaeological record of fabric drove it home like oh it’s more than just wishful thinking. This is just literally how we always lived & the alienation of humanity from their labor is also the alienation of humanity from itself

No kidding, everywhere we got tea they used a microwave, everywhere in England. They just don't want to admit it, but if you ask, they have to legally admit it.

One thing that was fun about getting comics off the newsstand rack in England was that it came with a boiled sweet and a plastic plane and some temporary tattoos and human foot.

missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!

just walk out you can leave if it sucks, hit da bricks real winners quit

You're in her DMs. I'm denying reality. We are not the same

GF: wow, that’s an incredibly stupid person that you should stop talking to.

I’ve got a fun string of folk punk dates coming up in November :3

it's been said many times but i will say it again the road to a tgirl's heart is through her prostate

live visuals :) courtesy of Derick Noetzel youtu.be/fUJEqEdZwGs

heh

A surprisingly good night in Jamestown :3

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

sick of having cripplingly sub-zero self esteem i've decided i'm awesome now

Me: see? We can have nice polite sex (being actually serious) GF: *scoffs* you’re bleeding

i hate capital letters

Nothing fucks up a Friday faster than realizing it’s Tuesday

it takes balls to get an orchiectomy