Ugh

The way the Cornell victim is being publicly disbelieved by a lot of journalists, officials, and online posters is also a warning shot to every other victim not to dare to actually pursue a case against your rapist lest you suffer the same fate. It’s a means of protecting the status quo

25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.

What if we rearranged the deck chairs on the titanic so beautifully and with such subtle grace that everyone loved and believed in us forever

This too shall Movie Pass

congrats america, some faceless government official will now be inspecting your childs genitals if they want to play sports with their friends

Telling twins it's sweet that they're littermates

For anyone searching here for "Jeopardy! Hulu" because yours is only showing old episodes: it's a Roku issue

Tired of never being taken to Bangladesh :(

Help! @kenjennings.bsky.social Why aren’t new episodes of Jeopardy! On Hulu?? 😭

Protesters cheer and ICE agents silently look on while detainees at Delaney Hall flash the lights inside the facility.

incredible era for people who love typing in a one-time code

With the rise of smart glasses, I really think we should take Japan’s camera shutter approach where it makes a loud enough noise that everyone around you knows you’re recording them. Maybe it could do this intermittently while recording and also flash a light or something

“How can I look like Clavicular?” be twenty. be 20 years old. he looks like that because he’s very young

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

“You’ve met me at a very Albanian time in my life”

The FBI is “proactively” identifying “domestic terrorists,” including anyone with critical views on “capitalism,” “Americanism,” “Christianity,” “migration,” “race,” “gender,” and “family.” Essentially, every single Bluesky user. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/fbis-new-p...

As someone who used to be very politically active, my hope for our future has been absolutely beaten to a pulp. Awful, but it has also made me reflect on how many leftists need to work on welcoming new folks into the movement. Naivety isn't always bad. In fact, we need it to keep going.

If California were really a commie state, you wouldn't be able to use loud-ass leaf blowers at 7 am

As the Trump administration increases the presence of federal agents in U.S. cities, a local group identifying as part of the Black Panther Party for Self-Defense has become more active in Philadelphia.

Letitia James and James Comey have the best lawyers on earth and will almost certainly be fine. The fact that there’s a zillion stories about them and virtually none about NSPM-7 - which affects countless ordinary people - really says something about who the media writes for

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

Early 30 rock episode in which Jack is merging his skills from GE and makes the writers come up with a printable component for all TGS skits

I work in education with teens and even my most diehard AI defenders have said things like “I wish it was never invented”

bad news guys they said i'm the adult in the room

They're going to put The Onion out of business

Some giant account I had never interacted with blocked me on twitter. I had like 200 followers and rarely tweeted lol

At an education conference that cost ~$1k, a presenter said of a map, "I got this from ChatGPT, and I don't know if it's correct." The slop is dripping out of every corner.

"they're trying to distract..." Oh, actually, just a lot of very bad things are happening at once.

There are certainly more trans folks playing Magic the Gathering competitively than are in division sports

It’s so darkly funny to call @katmabu.bsky.social a “fat cow” while trying to be the ‘Big Smart Guy Who is Right’ since he’s saying something so obviously false to anyone with eyeballs. Yeah, dude, going after an imaginary trait makes me think you have a solid and real argument here 👍

Libs are so allergic to meaningful policy that they’ll convince themselves clever campaigning is what excites people about progressives. Like, no, bud. Everyone already knows who you are. You don’t need a viral vid for notoriety- you need a platform (and to not be a fucking creep)

Establishment Dems would love nothing more than to do away entirely with primaries. Their DNC strategy since 2016 has been “we know better than you, so we’ll just pick.” It’s demoralizing and disrespectful to voters.

I love how it's the voters' fault when a republican wins, but we're suddenly stripped of autonomy as voters when a progressive wins

I can’t wait for his list of reasons. Anti-Italian racism. Anti-semitism against Jewish-adjacent people. Bigotry against guys who talk just slow enough to dominate every conversation.

I know right-wing folks have always been disingenuous about their "love" for the Constitution, but I still have whiplash at how fast they dropped that pretense.

Good job, whoever connected “AI” with the word “slop.” Excellent and concise truth telling, 10/10. 🏆

The first revolution was tea The second? TE-mu 🥁