Sudsy

Years back, the camera work on the live streams got so bad (close-ups of Fishman’s head) that I almost stopped buying them. Things have improved since then. At MSG on NYE, I watched the on-stage cameraman. Long legs, lunging across the stage in a way that makes a 45 year old gal jealous. Perfection:

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

give a man a fish, he might put it in his butt. there's just no telling with dudes

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Seen in Canada…

Well said!

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…

Let this sink in.

Every accusation is an intention.

Talk about a good ROI. Vladimir Putin’s investment in Donald Trump is sure paying off. Read @davidcorn.bsky.social's timely newsletter from yesterday.

Europe has designated Macron as their moron whisperer.

Are we still doing "if you see something, say something" b/c I been seeing a bunch of things

The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning

Kate McKinnon as Nostradamus

3 weeks in my bed.

How has Bridget Jones never learned the very basic function of brushing one’s hair?

None of the broligarchs knows what they’re talking about. They’re just hot air, spewing what sounds smart to them but is actually a telltale sign of ignorance.

Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand. #resist

1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC 1/31: Crash in Philly 2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle 2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska 2/10: Crash in Scottsdale 2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego 2/16: Crash in Covington, GA 7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”

When Trump took office, the NLRB had 24 separate investigations into Musk’s corporations for violating workers’ rights. But presto...Trump fired three officials at that agency, effectively stalling the board's ability to rule on cases. See how this works?

Bernie Sanders: "They will use the enormous media operations they own to deflect attention away from the impact of their policies while they entertain us to death."

Trump legit wanting to take Canada. www.cbsnews.com/news/justin-...

I’m much more worried about the rise of people who don’t know what fascism is.

Breaking news: The Trump administration cut billions in biomedical funding. Researchers say it imperils work on cancer and other illnesses.

Yesterday's @indivisibleri.bsky.social rally was massive, moving, and the beginning (not the end) of the work. Hands to work in the name of freedom, justice, and democracy. Video of my speech here, courtesy of the inimitable @steveahlquist.bsky.social: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFxa...

Woke up and started scrolling with one eye open. Saw a video of people camping outside of the USAID building. Tents. Grills. Food. I thought “finally our senators are making a statement that they will NOT allow this coup without physical opposition.” Then I realized it was superbowl tailgating.

@indivisibleri.bsky.social and senator @meghankallman.bsky.social bringing the inspiration on this fine Saturday.

Many are asking: “What can I do now?” Here’s a revised and expanded list of actions you can take, in rough order of importance. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/more-on-what-you-can-do

True.

Sending love to the trans community. ❤️ No executive order can erase you. We see you.

A Japan Airlines plane clipped a parked Delta Air Lines plane while taxing at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport on Wednesday, leaving the wing of the Japanese plane sliced into the tail of the Delta jet.

Isn’t doomscrolling just scrolling?

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Detaining with no due process at one of the world’s most notorious torture facilities. We are living in Nazi Germany.

I'm offended by this post! It doesn't have alt text. Make sure everyone can learn these names!

Some things never change

I wish that I had some kind of artistic talent so intense that my mother pulled me aside as a teenager to tell me I’d never make it in the biz and to just focus on my school work. Instead, I was a no-talent C student and now I’ll never sing my way out of this job at the deli.

i am going to make a movie about a girl who kills a president and all his henchmen by luring them into isolated spots seductively and then punches them in the nuts so hard they die. she is never caught.

As long as there is demand, Stringer Bell will find a way to fill that demand.

"Musk is a private citizen taking control of established government offices. That is not efficiency; that is a coup." nymag.com/intelligence...

The slant/perspective of some of the letters in “subway” are off and I will think about it for the next three hours, take a Valium to finally put myself to sleep, then throw this in the garbage tomorrow to end my suffering.