Rock Lodster

Drew an art of my favourite Cenobite from the Hellraiser short story Hellbound Hollywood by Mick Garris. Turns out the frame I'd dug out from some years ago had a secret message but I decided to incorporate it with my magnificent work.

Women typically complain about getting grey hair. For a dude it's awsome. I recently noticed that I'm getting the same shade of white as my brother on my beard. Makes you look like a proper distinguished gentleman from a Hammer horror movie. Proper good.

Not even halfway through this and I had to stop watching because I was laughing so audibly so often and my family are waiting for me to be finished in the bathroom so I have to pretend I'm not having a nice time youtu.be/PZHR29X75Hk?...

Yeah sure, why not? First Dolly Parton and Tim Curry so you obviously follow that up with god damn Optimus Prime! www.tmz.com/2026/08/27/p...

First Dolly and now Tim Curry? www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF0c...

In brightest day, in blackest night, the first episode of the new Green Lantern show, it isn't shite.

Kan jeg bare få nevne at dette er lett årets beste låt og om du ikke er enig bør du gå ut i skogen og dø. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAu1...

@compulsiongames.bsky.social So uh, when you guys took over the Steam store page for the game you suddenly started letting Russians buy your games. I can't imagine you guys support Putin and his idiot war so maybe stop doing that?

Hey @timoflegend.bsky.social Compulsion have just scrubbed all mention of MS from their Steam store pages for We Happy Few and South of Midnight. Isn't that something you guys should also do so people don't suspect they might be handing some of their money over to those banjaxers?

Bruce Campbell. At least then it would be funny.

Yeah, Rona's still got some Sextape in her. Like she's not gonna let Noel be George Cosatsanza for even a little bit? Branson, don't make me dislike Rona, I will kill you.

Poor bastard is going right back to the ER after she crushes his skull with her Big Barda ass thighs and he'll be thankful for it.

Fritz Tuborg

Stardate 2401.9 the buttons on my console don’t do anything

Why am I seeing so many posts making fun of Lindsey Graham yet none of them are about the ladybugs. Well known story from a rentboy he used to see. Graham had black spots all over his ballsack and taint. He called them his little ladybugs.

This thread is the result of about a year of work! I hope you take the time to check it out! Or even read the slightly longer version on my website: valdevia.art/portfolio/th... (But come back to share it if you like it so more people are convinced to stop scrolling and read for a couple minutes!)

What movie monster am I? Obviously the gremling in the fridge from Evil Ed.

I'm not even English and I'm all "F**k off Farage, you horrible c**t" VOTE BINFACE!

Fellow authors: Without any context, what's the first line of your current WIP? "Bleeding Nora but this thing seems like bad news."

There are no wolves on Fenris. Also no buttholes!

@danryckert.com What do you have to say for yourself?

If you see this, post a Princess

"Transformers is really gay"

This drawing Ratz did for me. Just yes! Done by the very talented Ratz over on www.instagram.com/ratz_404/ @damnyouwillis.bsky.social @gavtrdq.bsky.social @toygrind.bsky.social @toyboxcomix.com

When I think of Lobo I think ranch dressing.

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone

Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.

"We in the United States have done so much to destroy our own resources, our timber, our land, our fishes, that we should be taken as a horrible example and our methods avoided by any government and people enlightened enough to envision a continuing economy."

@wilburwurthless.bsky.social Friend of mine who is not on here drew this.

I heard there was a secret cord You plug it in and you meet the Lord But you never care for OSHA do ya

Cool people keep dying and the best you can do as compensation is Chuck Norris? Get the fuck outa here!

Frank Sinatra was born on December 12 1915,  and died May 15 1998, which is 30,105 days. According to Wikipedia there are 40,214,302 miles of road in the world. So to have travelled "each and every highway" he would need to have maintained an average speed throughout his entire life of 55.68mph.

Good on Lego for finally scoring the ever elusive MST3K license.

When a xenomorph is about to nut, does a smaller dick come out of the bigger one?

I can’t believe today is two years since we released Snufkin. That game took over 4 years to make and when we released it, we had completely run out of money. On launch day all staff was in “temporary layoff”, a system we have here in Norway, not knowing if they would return or not.

Cool cottage!

"Advokaten bekreftet tirsdag overfor Dagbladet at Thorbjørn Jagland er innlagt på sykehus som følge av belastningen han har stått i etter avsløringene om hans kontakt med den overgrepsdømte milliardæren Jeffrey Epstein." Er ikke selvmord roper advokaten mens han sakte krymper om til en maiskolbe.

Megatron Starscream Soundwave Swindle

Now take some time off to listen to this song from Enemy Zero. www.youtube.com/watch?v=twdm...

I tok a knekkebrød in Oslo and I really liked it

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai With Big Naturals Across the 8th Dimension

@wilburwurthless.bsky.social

No new pics, where are you mentally?