Andy Ledger

It's slightly odd how so many actors/directors go to great extremes to achieve 'authenticity' but that doesn't extend to being even slightly fat or ugly.

Super-excited to start work as a marketing consultant for my local barber

Up to 1 million arabs will vote in an election today

This sun in Scorpio feels like its bringing a lot of change across the globe

So many things here... it's impossible to know where to start

And a good morning to you, kind sir. How may I help you?

Hmph... can't a mature gentleman sunbathe in peace?

Arriving just before the US midterms, when Trump is at his weakest

ouch

Perhaps we could loan the French Andy Burnham?

There's a much simpler way of doing this

Oh no, what?

Early days, but he has taken the triple-lock debate in a very interesting direction

Dec, Reece, Connor, Jordan, two Jacks and Bosh. Stag weekend in Bayeux. Already barred from the mead hall.

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor seen heading to Thomas Markle's house with a fishing rod, chicken & cans of lager

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'

I still miss her everyday

I posted earlier today about Iain Stamp, a conman who was sentenced to 12 months jail and fled to Northern Cyprus. He's suing me in a Wyoming court for $795m (!), and told the court he lives in the UK. I just used the stupidest trick ever to find out where he really is.

For fuck’s sake

Really nice of the govt to put the clocks back on the stormiest day of the year. Is Andy Burnham behind this?

good pic from the "heredity" page

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Sorry, but everything, everything was shit BITD. Nothing worked & when it did it was underwhelming

God everything... cars that don't rust & break down, central heating, luxurious showers, amazing cuisine, great coffee, things to do a Sunday, the end of deference, the freedom to be an individual, low crime, better architecture, more cultural events, unlimited access to literature, music, ideas

My grandad had his tongue shot off in the war. He found it hard to talk about

I see... I see... looks like I was very late indeed in making a joke about being invited for the James Bond screen test. Apologies

Feeling nervous. Screen-testing for the new James Bond film begins this week. Every time the phone rings I jump

We had some ale drinkers in from West Yorkshire and they left behind a copy of CAMRA's magazine for the Bradford area. In it there's an article about a pub crawl that finishes in Dewsbury and I just wasn't prepared for the final sentence

I asked the devil: "How do you sleep at night?" "On silk sheets," he replied

I know this has got "and the whole bus cheered in Welsh" vibes, but it's true. I recently went on a sailing trip off Scotland. There was a small group of elderly American (Republican) passengers. After we boarded, one of them pulled me to one side & said: "we're not MAGA"

Timing. Timing is always the clue. Someone is very worried

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Does anyone still watch or listen to the BBC?

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Is there any photo cooler than this?

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Oh my DAYS

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First the Canary. Now this. At least we've still got Your Party.

... who is Amol Rajan..?

Tuesday

Really surprised about the number of people on here who say the UK is an unliveable shithole & not worth making sacrifices for.

He's actually become kind of boring