Luke Edwards

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Just in an office space and a lady on the phone is saying to someone "can we keep this call confidential?" The office is full!

Just catching up with #CelebrityTraitors Hannah's performance on Uncloaked makes me even more convinced that she should have rejected the approach. Sebastian is James's Acaster's biggest threat to winning it.

@parodyzackpolanski.bsky.social

@apiln.bsky.social

Despite a croaky voice some great chat and terrible Lemon puns.

All right, anyone else here seeing his wife?

Ring Go car parks are the bain of my life

Looking forward to tonight's #CelebrityTraitorsUK James Acaster will go far as he's still playing like a Faithful so not suspected. I can't believe Hannah agreed to be a traitor I think she was better staying as a faithful.

That's right. Nordberg. A boat. When you're better, we'll go sailing together, on a boat, we'll take a cruise, just like last year.

Just catching up on #celebritytraitors Early thoughts Julie fangirling over everyone, hilarious! Has Bella Ramsey just come from school? Richard E Grant will be bloody brilliant as a Traitor

Is today "Cross the road without looking day"? It's happened three times today Luke what the hell!!

Stee-rike three! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Has this officer - what's his name? Nordberg? Been able to tell you anything?

Frank, they're not here for you. Weird Al Yankovic is on the plane

Just Zia Yusuf having a pop at his parents.

Today is World Suicide Prevention Day & we all need to help raise awareness of this topic. Suicide is the biggest single killer of men under 50 in the UK Break the silence & spread hope... You are never alone! #WorldSuicidePreventionDay #MentalHealthAwareness

“Humanity has never faced a more deadly carrier of disease and bacteria than children, and their total removal is a massive medical breakthrough and a milestone in the management of illness in this country,” — Jane Christiansen, CDC spokesperson

Bit of imposter syndrome striking this weekend. Being asked to not only go to Lords and commentate on the Village Cup Final bit then to be invited to the post final dinner in the long room is a pinch me moment

Any Hunt is bloody brilliant #europeanathletics

The hardest part of campaigning is having to spend so much time in fucking Clacton. The prospect of having to do it all again in a few weeks time is SO depressing. At this rate I’ll have spent more time in Clacton than the US, which would be absurd!

What Reform UK don't tell you is this is the father of a Reform UK councillor.

🎙Matt GPT🎙 We are back for the 2026/27 season!!! Cleethorpes fan Matt Storey joins us to preview the season, how will your team get on this year?! open.spotify.com/episode/3EVY...

I'm absolutely furious that facts and information like this are allowed on social media while every Reform MP is working so hard to spread misinformation and lies and stir up our gullible supporters who will believe any old bollocks.

Reform UK already have a comprehensive plan for social care: me and my rich mates will be just fine thanks and the rest of you can go fuck yourselves.

England need to move the ball slower @footballcliches.bsky.social

First real test for France this and they ve been all over the place, keep Mbappe quiet and you have a good chance.

The worst possible outcome of calling a by-election would be if everyone just ignored the whole thing and left me to spend the next few weeks shouting at a bin.

wife killer in a columbo episode

Murat Yakin is having you killed if you cross him

@footballcliches.bsky.social Lee Dixon quoting another podcast there after the replay of Haalands second "The Rest is History"

The irony is The Telegraph posting this on Bluesky

If people steal safety equipment from beaches thats a big red flag.

Tremendous trolling as they show Dear England and Gareth Southgate at half time

Other politicians wait until their political journey has ended before embarking on a career in the media... But because I'm soooo amazingly committed to my ego, er, strike that, to my loyal fans, er, and smashing the state, I'm now doing my podcast on tour, in front of a paying audience.

I know what @parodyzackpolanski.bsky.social will say to this photo 😂

Listen up Burnham, these are my demands: 1) Declare the war on Gaza as being genocide or I'll refuse to work with you. 2) When you receive my demands and say, "Who? The 'hypno tits' guy?" and laugh, I will refuse to work with you. 3) Unless you accept my magnificence, I will not work with you.

Dad furious that train guard did his job.

Beautiful here at Chesterfield @anniechave.bsky.social

Xhaka Can!

Switzerlands manager looks like he could have you bumped off with just one phone call. #WorldCup

Good to see Sean Ryder keeping himself busy by managing Czech Republic

Ghana’s first shot of the game. I’m no expert, but I’m not sure if this is good

Tommy will be delighted - perfect excuse to get his begging bowl out again and fleece his gullible supporters into donating their benefit payment to his gak fund.

These are SMALL. But the ones out there are FAR AWAY... Small... far away...

It's that wet in Manchester today the seagulls are out

Today I am mostly hiding from journalists by going to Scotland and dressing up like someone who actually works for a living.

Farage is obviously trying to stoke up race riots and exploiting a man’s murder to achieve that. Henry Nowak’s dad said outside court that he does not “want the murder used to create further hatred, division or tension. This is not about racism this is a case about murder." Farage doesn’t care.

Love @amygledhill.bsky.social on #taskmasteruk adorable, gorgeous and funny

Yet there you are, outside.