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Hey everyone - are you sick and tired of the shambling incompetence of Government? The scandals, the vice, the corruption, the lying, the broken pledges? No not THIS government - the last one. What's that you say? Has someone logged every disgusting, pathetic and odious detail in book form? 1/2

Oh, so a fraud allegation means you should resign? What about 34 fraud convictions?

putting my new @ohgodwhatnow.bsky.social Wokerati mug to good use #ItsALagerNotATune

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Outstanding

"Oh, and he's possibly the only white man in London called 'Winston' and dressed like a fascist"

This should be played on a loop every day until that utter Fraud Farage is gone for good.

Let’s have another look at the time Nigel Farage went to the US to bad mouth Britain, but ended up getting his arse handed to him by the US Senate.

There’s really only one way to mark the 99th anniversary of Roger Moore’s birth

Interior of the new electric 2CV

I just found out that Rupert Murdoch's real first name is 'Keith'

I wish to report a murder...

@mrjamesob.bsky.social 's Mystery Hour - One of your Five-a-Day #FivePortionsOfFun

Norwegian humor is on another level. Here's how the Norwegian Consumer Council explained @doctorow.pluralistic.net's concept of 'enshittification':

I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry

Everything that's wrong with our nation. Everything that's broken. Everything that's corrupted. Started with her.

#CelebrityTraitors Moment of Ep 2 - Miranda Hart getting out of a grave with a dirt Hitler moustache

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Chris Dixon posted this on LI and I had to share it here. It’s just too good, the @jonronson.bsky.social twist is superb…

With the birth of Burnham's National Care Service, I thought it might be time to post this again. The #NCS has to work - we need to accept that it is vital for our future, for the care of our elderly and to start to rebuild the Social Contract that made the formation of the NHS such a success.

A video falsely claiming to show a long queue of Muslim women waiting to sign up for free childcare has been liked thousands of times on social media. But the clip actually shows the women waiting in line for a modest clothing sale in Amsterdam.

Burnham speech: An astonishing moment of radicalism and commitment iandunt.substack.com/p/burnham-sp...

Just come out of the conference hall after Andy's speech......

Oh, @mrjamesob.bsky.social - you're going to have to recalibrate the BOB

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"Shitty Sisyphus" 🤣

Oh! @mrjamesob.bsky.social

Beautiful!

I just noticed that. 3 PM bulletin, " Beaten by a lettuce ex P.M Liz Truss..."

I love how the @lbc news bulletins have moved from 'former Conservative Prime Minister' to 'The UKs Shortest Serving Prime Minister' during the @mrjamesob.bsky.social Mystery Hour

Why do Americans say 'stadium' and not 'stadum'

This is an important operation - @sussexpolice.bsky.social in crackdown on illegal motorised bicycles and scooters. I hope this raises awareness and educates the public on the difference between eBikes (pedelec, power assisted eBikes vs. electric 'motorcycles') share.google/IJjhi2NXrmbZ...

Centaurs - would they have a human set of lungs and horse lungs? And their front legs. They'd be a horse's arms. And where is the stomach - would they have a horse digestive system? If so, would they have to be vegetarian?

The incredibly right Joe Lycett is still the only good guest to go on Laura Kuenssberg's show. He nearly got her fired, and she hates being reminded of it, so don't RT. #bbclaurak

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The President of the United States is a liar.

He's one white cat short of being Blofeld. I hope nobody notices the alt text. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

This is a damning watch. And there really is no explanation for their silence or for them supporting him now other than a love of power combined with fear of what he'll do to them if they tell the truth again.

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If this image does not move you in empathy to the plight of asylum seekers crossing the channel, but instead prompts a reaction like 'they deserve it' then you are on the side of the Patriot Platform. Please feel free to block or unfollow me, but I would honestly like to know why.

Powerful stuff from @mrjamesob.bsky.social this morning on the 'patriotism' shown by the Nonce Bonnets over their attacks on the #RNLI - calling the bravest amongst us 'migrant taxis' is truly appalling I agree with James - Pick a Side Are you for courage and kindness, or cowardice & hatred?

It was an enclave lived in by loads of fighting aged men for years. The new ones may not be white men though. I wonder what they object to?

I wonder if the people of the Independent Parish of Puddington (sic) are aware that the proposed site for the housing of asylum seekers now effectively acts as an enclave in their parish, as it belongs to the MOD and, as a consequence, is still under the control of the UK Government?

Absolute headbangers on LBC - this is why I cannot stand Ferrari...

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Trump creates history as the first orange man to call for a united Ireland.