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A competent opposition party might be able to make hay out of the fact that Trump has a white nationalist immigration policy. Any Dem candidate who isn’t planning on sending Bolsonaro back to Brazil in chains on day one doesn’t deserve your vote

Should be noted that Bolsonaro's son committed fraud and money laundering and was running for president in the hope of gaining immunity for his crimes. He's not being arrested for losing an election.

You can do the same thing, buying a house and borrowing against it—ha ha, just kidding, normal people get taxed annually on their wealth via property taxes, the "you can't tax wealth, the economy will collapse!" rule applies solely to the super-rich.

never been more proud of a photo i’ve taken tbh

If the Brewers had Ohtani on the roster they'd still be 10 million under the luxury tax LMAO!

On the bright side we probably get a full season in 2027 now.

Do we really have to have a 4th game or can we just call it 3 game sweep?

"AI might cure cancer. AI can do anything" AI can only make one kind of business poster. It hasn't figured out a second poster design. The fuck they talking about?

The last AL team to win the World Series was the Texas Rangers when they beat the Arizona Diamondbacks, who were allotted the World Series slot by virtue of a McDonald’s monopoly prize

People were calling me salty for not wanting to watch this World Series. How can you call yourself a true fan? This is going to be the best baseball ever? LMAO this is the most one-sided series of all time.

Low key this kinda makes it worse, you shouldn't need to have a catcher with superhuman vision to get all your pitches called correctly. Just do ABS all the time!

It's always fun watching everyone on the work group chat get the three bubbles dancing as they type "good night everyone." and then wait for the clock to hit 430 before hitting send.

Hear me out, next year we have a challenge system for checked swings and the strike zone if fully automated no ABS.

I would have blocked too. Dice is plural the Singular is Die.

Everyone was afraid a World Series game would end on a pitch clock violation or an overturned strike call or whatever so of course it's an unchallengeable check swing

only an elitist like obama would invoke the factory to ridicule someone

I remember watching the Dodgers playing a road game in Milwaukee and Orel Hershiser was saying the weather was what he called "Zillow weather." Like the weather was nice so he was looking up how much it would cost to buy a house there. Rich people.

The cheese cake factory sucks. If stating this fact makes me an elitist then okay I guess. The cheese cake isn't even good. How are you going to suck at the thing in the name? The black bread with the oats kinda fucks though, but you can buy that at the store now.

@themountaingoats.bsky.social I just voted to re-elect Bardi Martin, attorney, judge and Candlebox bassist as Distrct Court judge. His opponent seems fine but she wasn’t in Candlebox.

Though I'm aware Nielsen rating were also deeply flawed, as has been documented. So it's less of an outright conspiracy thing and a more of plus ça change thing.

Legally changing my name to Morgan Morgan Morgan, so that I can out Morgan, Morgan & Morgan.

Before the lockout happens let me make it clear, as a baseball fan I will forever and always be on the player's side. There's nothing anyone can do to change that.

I still read hyperbole as Hyper-bowl because it sounds more ridiculous and therefore fits better to the meaning. Hi-per-ball-y you really expected me to guess that's how it was pronounced?

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Motherfucker out here saying: let them eat Foie gras!

Every wireless keyboard and mouse comes with a mini USB chip and will only work with it plugged into the computer. What is even the point of bluetooth then?

Pro tip: When buying Halloween candy. Never buy a combo that includes peanut butter candy or butterfingers because it will be 75% of the package.

Was going to buy full sized candy this year but everything is way more expensive. Sorry Kids it's mini-size this year. Blame trump.

@theamitie.bsky.social Rain!

Session IPA was invented so you could drink beer on your lunch break and not get too drunk to work the machinery at the factory.