lylabean

lylabean

@lylabean.bsky.social

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tomino didnt create cybernewtypes just so you all could say mechsploitation was invented by armored core 6

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Liberal transphobes will wax poetic about how they/them are exclusively plural pronouns and non-binary people are perverting the English language right up until they meet a binary trans woman lol. Then the singular THEY comes out with the force of a cannon.

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Walking the line in my auto factory and screaming at all the workers to make the cars stupider and more dangerous. They love this, it helps motivate them. "It's going to be able drive upside down," I yell through a megaphone. "It's going to be able to fart."

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Elon is just sticking with the proud historical tradition of fascists desperately wanting to be killed in violent car accidents

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How the fuck are any of us functional. We’re 1% of the population, give or take, and we have Great Depression employment numbers

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"Super Intelligence" was an attempted forced increase in the initial pyramid scheme and thus was not in itself an actual transformation. Alternate names: -Super Intelligence 2nd Grade -Power Stressed Super Intelligence Similar Techniques: -100% Full Power Super Metaverse Evolved -Wrathful Grok

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It's my birthday today!!! 🥳🙌 So what better day than to share more of these sleek dragons I have been doing for funsies. Here is one inspired by Elasmosaurids!

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Carney is truly the Reagan of Canada. A calming, paternalistic figure in a period of apocalyptic uncertainty who galvanizes the economy with short-sighted right wing fiscal policies. And like Reagan, every disaster that Canada encounters in the future will be traceable to his administration.

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Making an alt acct where I pose as a newtype and have 8 bot accounts named Funnel 1-8 who swarm comments with co-ordinated "L+ratio" attacks when I say Funnels, destroy this post.

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one reason liberals & leftists who otherwise claim to "sympathize with the oppressed" are being pretty quick to throw out trans people is because they don't think trans people, especially trans women, actually experience any oppression at all. they conceptualize transmasculine transition as