Filipe M.

To run away from her? Europe would be closer, but there's that freedom of movement thing...

Aw, damn. What a truly kind man… RIP, Walter. ❤️🖖🏼

About the latest bit of discourse: trust me bro, a lot of people would absolutely love to be able to afford not giving a shit about other countries' elections. Alas, here we are.

That's a shit end to a cracking battle. Hope Larsen's wrist is ok... #F1Academy

Oh you absolutely can, but the fact they don't go there should tell you something.

... why is there a cable car running over T1 at COTA? Asking for a few safety conscious friends. #F1

there are only two genetic modifications we should to make to cats and dogs. one is to make them live longer, healthier lives, and the other is to stop cat piss from smelling like That

More jobs. My other work is looking for an office admin person that can also be a receptionist. It's in Clapham, 29k a year, 11 weeks holiday. If you know anyone that might be interested, let me know

Discworld QOTD, from Reaper Man

Sometimes I marvel at the degree to which tech bros fundamentally don’t understand teaching & learning. It’s grounded on give & take. Teacher & student learning from each other as they go—progressing towards knowledge. You can’t teach from a script. Well…you can. But that’s not really teaching.

Just keep asking questions, people. Keep asking questions.

what kind of stuff do you ruminate about?

Broke my own rule again, didn't I?... 🤦‍♂️

Lewis Hamilton has been working with Ferrari’s pit crew on pitstops. With concerns mounting over Ferrari’s competence, Hamilton is set to expand his responsibilities from driving the car and determining race strategy from the cockpit to changing his own tyres mid race.

Right, time to plug the Moza kit, if you need me I'll be throwing virtual cars off of some virtuals ramps in Forza Horizon. A bit like that thing that was introduced earlier, but without pretending that they're real.

Merriam Webster out here fighting for its life

Gonna need more screen wipes.

Scaramucci, Scaramucci, shall I do the fiasco? Blunderbolts and farting, very soon departing… She!

There goes my beverage. Anybody got any screen wipes?

anyone who believes this is a real thing real cars are going to do deserves to be mugged for their apes again

... louder, for the people in the back...

You do know rockets don't cancel gravity or inertia, right? Right.

Insurers having multiple strokes in 3... 2...

How did we get from a place where a betting site being allowed to influence the outcome of a sports match would be considered match fixing, and therefore illegal, to one where they're being used as forecasts by supposedly credible news sources when it pertains to elections and the economy?

Hey Microsoft, if at some point you could be bothered to stop making your fucking software as hostile as possible to the users, that would be grand. (no, I don't want to "set up" the computer that I've been using for 10 years after a restart just because you had a brain fart)

Logging off for today before I get banned. (sunday shows, man... wtf)

GP: "One smoke puff for yes, two puffs for no." #F1

Ferrari: "Erm Lewis... target +22, please" #F1

Oi Lance, not the best place to do a practice start. #F1

Ham: "I'm faster than Charles" Ferrari: "Then slow the fuck down." 🤦‍♂️ #F1

Louder for the people in the back:

Hey, stop playing with serious stuff, go back to making political jokes.

Yes, that is *exactly* the problem, it's making things complicated for the president. Nevermind the Ukrainian people who keep getting in the way of all the explosive stuff Russia sends their way.

Guys, those corners were there this morning, can't really claim you were caught by surprise. #F1

Quick note for the journalists out there trying not to fall on their arses: go ahead, instantiate an AI agent. If it starts doing anything without any input, then by all means you're allowed to write "acting on their own" the next time a breach is announced. If it just sits there? Well now...

Quick note for the journalists out there trying not to fall on their arses: go ahead, instantiate an AI agent. If it starts doing anything without any input, then by all means you're allowed to write "acting on their own" the next time a breach is announced. If it just sits there? Well now...

The West, just like Humpty Dumpty, didn't fall. It was pushed.

Black flag for Lindblad? Driving the wrong way around should be one of those immediate "yeah no mate" under any circumstances. #F1

Where's the Martin Brundle that said these boys could handle it? #F1

... do they have spare parts for the medical car? #F1

"no further investigation" for Perez? I'm pretty sure Sir Lewis would like a word.

... as I was saying...

not sure what's cheaper, retail therapy or the real therapy needed to process the news today. livestream state sponsored murder? what the actual fuck?!

If not bigot why makes bigot noises?

Not even trying to hide it anymore.

Hey Amazon, what exactly in my shopping history made you think I might even be remotely interested in Mr. Beast Protein Bars? Did you get a sudden attack of the stupids?