Ted Lasso’s Mustache

If you continue to vote for people who have never walked in your shoes and then you’re surprised that they legislate in a way that hurts you, you’re the problem.

When your life is insulated at this level, the breakthrough hits come especially hard. I look forward to that moment for Hassett.

This is Abbott’s performance review and he needs to be fired! Vote for GinaHinojosa! We can’t stand another 4 years of Abbott’s failures! Vote Blue, Texans!! 💙🌊

Happy Sunday.

For those of you under 50, please google Shari Lewis. For us oldies 🤣

Musk belongs in prison.

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Amen. Praise the lord.

Happy Thursday peeps!

She runs a start up incubator and VC company for hamsters. He is an artisan stick whittler. They have a budget of $3.5 million.

Karma still undefeated.

Please tell me other people watch House Hunters and House Hunters International JUST to bash on the people. Because my god some of them are special.

Grow 250ft feet and crush buildings. Possibly fall in love with a Moth.

This inept chode. 😒

You see, the students at North Carolina A&T University studied the history of the civil rights movement and acted accordingly.

JD Vance says “there’s a chance” he might not run for president in 2028 because he has “four little kids” but really it’s because he’s hideously unpopular and doesn’t stand a chance in HELL

"Our Jack Russell Terrier fell in our pool today and sunk to the bottom. My wife, who was in her PJ's, dove into 45 degree water and saved her life! It might sound dumb to some people, but today, my wife is my hero!" ❤

BEHOLD! I HAVE INVENTED THE ONE LITER GUINNESS!

I start a new job tomorrow. First time I’ve had a corporate job in two years. Wish me luck or condolences, your choice 🤷🏼‍♂️

Whatever happened to Bobby Jindal. He was the hope of the GOP at one point.

Here comes my husbands Star Navigation Lecture in 3...2...1

Arrest Musk. Nationalize StarLink. Dismantle and totally reform this corrupt system so this can never happen again.

Vote accordingly.

Good morning! Let’s hope we see more of this! Now do the Heritage Foundation.