Madoc Larkin

joyous and whimsical triangles

The American badger is the most scrungly of all life forms

ice skating themed romantic comedy about a hockey player and a figure skater, but it's a bi 4 bi relationship with a tall stocky hockey playing woman and a lithe ice dancing twink

Poob has it in for you.

human to furry transformation via hearts of iron 4 focus tree

picture a living pooltoy who puts black tape covering their handles as a statement about being independent and not existing for someone else's pleasure or support

It really disgusts me how Canada got rid of single use plastic grocery bags, and yet some people are throwing out scores of the reusable canvas ones instead of slightly altering their routine and bringing in their own.

(with ytp cadence) you were working as a wait-er in a cock- bar

mouseboy ordained minister: if anyone has a reason why these two should not be wed, squeak now or forever hold your cheese

intrusive thot shit

QUESTION FOR THE CULTURE: where are my glasses

Annie be careful there's a smooth criminal in your apartment oh no she's got airpods in she can't hear us

spilled two different sauces on my shirt, call that a Jackson Potluck

🕵️‍♀️ Suspicious Trenchcoat Guy🕵️‍♀️

It's MarTen Day, now everyone has to be nice to me.

recently found out that my hyperfixation is an actual job and I want to be hired immediately

shinji get in the fucking latex

brat Clippy be like "Looks like you're trying to guess the colour of my underwear. Would you like to know what I got going on down there?"

homestar reefer and strong bong

well I finally got a telegram like any furry ought to. Now what do I do with it

tired of hearing about SMART goals. I want to implement some DUMB goals.

Today I learned what a QPR is and I want as many as I can get

They want to drive a wooden stake into my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto Blue Jays game, all I can say is I paid EXORBITANT RESALE FEES for the ticket!

(trying to flirt with an American) I saw you from across the border and I really dig your vibe

extremely loud incorrect buzzard

Omph

Oovoo javer? Damn near killed 'er!

Aesthetic? I was aesthetic once. They locked me in a room. A black and white room. A black and white room with minimalism. And minimalism is my aesthetic. Aesthetic? I was aesthetic once. They locked me in a room. A black and white room. A black and white room with minimalism. And minimalism is my

what if one of your OCs and one of my OCs kissed

North York condo penthouse boasts dazzling views of absolutely nothing

searching the full names of strangers so my future furry OCs aren't confused for some venture capitalist or other undesirable

Lynxes have big paws because that's where the love is stored

What if there was a Best Buy staffed by anthro badgers? And what if they were hiring?

Anime catboys are only in the fandom because of their furry forefathers. They’re neko babies

If there's one thing I wish Discord DMs had, it was a setting to change the priority of messages. Sometimes I really want someone to look at a specific message and respond, and other times I just have a shower thought I want to put out there.

using an axe to smash my way through a wooden door, sticking my face through the newly creating hole, and growling "Get ready for a GAME CHANGERRRR"

showing up to the Crowd Control episode of Game Changer with a shirt that says Ask Me About My OCs

Punt the Piranha’s Pussy

we're in a time period where we can't trust our allies... I can't even go on Reddit anymore without the nation of Denmark getting on my case for not working towards a PhD. Ads are weird.