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I do not miss the smoking sections of restaurants or hotels. If you were in the first booth of the "non-smoking" section it was guaranteed that food would taste like cigarette ash.

THEY ARE FEEDING SACRIFICES TO BLUCIFER

xkcd.com/221/

Incredible

“This is The Lost Tour, motherfuckers. Do you understand? You will live in the moment. You will connect with the music. Does this look like a Maya Hawke show to you? Yeah, I didn’t think so.” — Phoebe Bridgers

God let nothing I do in my professional career ever be described as “defective at a level that’s challenging the imagination of many of the engineers studying the incident”

between the catastrophic PHP vuln and the intermediate cert vuln and AI models that can turn a proof of concept into a bot net in like 10mins we’re in for a wild 24 hours

That's the future. It's coming. I see a holy war spreading across the universe like unquenchable fire.

I am sorry to interrupt Doomsday hype but just a reminder that there is also a Dune movie coming out in December.

Stephanie has post Christmas clarity and runs back to the city to take the promotion and marry her Type A personality fiancé. Tune in to Hallmark channel Dec 30th for "WTF was I thinking?!"

Most fandoms can be wide and difficult to please but damn pulling Trek for your thesis is pretty myopic. Put professionals on a spaceship, add one horizon of social progress, and never, ever invoke the Mirror Universe. This is not difficult. Now satisfying the DC fans...

Me: honey, they are just teasing you. It's all fun. They like you. 14: do people tease you for fun? Me: *opens up bluesky* look at these motherfuckers on here.

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

One example I use here is the 'moral status' of insects. If you swat a mosquito that's about to bite you, I don't think you're a murderer; I don't think mosquitoes are sapient. But if you're the kind of person who like to pluck the wings off living insects, I will look *very* askance at you.

It's like a weird Ponzi scheme where he keeps grifting new investors AND doesn't pay out to the previous investors. At this point he should just keep upping the asking price.

Seems like the sort of thing a Commander-in-Chief would be a little more curious about?

no matter what happens on election night, these bozos had their hands on every single lever of power. they had all of our most powerful institutions tripping over themselves to comply. they had the media swearing that we were in a new golden age of conservatism. now they're worrying about NEBRASKA

lol the San Juans have 14,100% of their average snowpack right now (it's because the baseline this time of year is basically nil, so any snow creates stupid numbers like below)

no

NEW COMIC! You gotta be careful what you wish for during spooky month!

Rejected Space Mission Profiles xkcd.com/3310/

Adam makes a strong argument for strip clubs over churches. I've never had an exotic dancer tell me that I'm going to Hell. But I've sure had a lot of MAGA dicks tell me that. 😅

Youtube: "OUR BILLS ARE OUT OF CONTROL!!!" Hey Youtube, these goddam AI ads are out of control!

oh man 😂

Megyn Kelly can go fuck herself.

This day in history. 2007. Former US vice-president Al Gore was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for warning everyone about global warming and breaking up a fight between Tipper and Moon Unit Zappa.

Given the situation in Iran I believe it is technically War-Profiteering. 20 years in Federal Prison.

Are we sure The Backrooms wasn't just our Gen X childhoods? Or are we over simplifying? Either way, see and read the full comic on penny-arcade.com ! #AnalogHorror #TheBackrooms #GenX

Chayote squash is also delicious fried in bacon fat. Mostly because of the bacon fat. 😆

Students made their first minicomics in my intro making course - mostly standard format but this student, a first time maker(!), did something so off the charts I’m still reeling from it! & he made like 12 of them for his classmates! A paper engineering feat of flipbookery as well as killer drawing!

Ruin a book by adding a word to it's title The book of Three Fitty

thinking about this post again

Today I am feeling sore about the daft adoption of Latin by romantic languages. Especially French. Also Italian and German should be mutually exclusive in any given linguistic context. If you hate American English, so do we pal. And seriously, fuck French.