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Trump's decision to live-stream a public execution puts America in a very small and select company .. (cartoon Marian Kamensky)

DR P3 "Congratulations, Mr. Trump, on your brand new 75-year-old deal! HUGE!"

USDA Replaces Food Stamps With One Giant Rutabaga To learn more about America's gaping wealth gap, head to youtube.com/politizane.

Utterly irresponsible.

hey, if AI proponents hadn’t been making up nonsense about AI tools while forcing them on us, then maybe people wouldn’t reflexively block AI tools, even when they actually work. that’s not on normies for being rational consumers. that’s on AI proponents for being systematically full of shit

I AM PLANTIFA

The richest man owns X. The second and third richest men control Google. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. The seventh richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?

How we beat back the corporate takeover of America: 1. Break up corporate monopolies 2. Continue building union power 3. End Citizens United and get big money out of politics Let’s keep working to unrig the system.

Very evolved algae. 😉😁

Macron offered Trump the use of Versailles to sign an unconditional surrender, in the most elaborate prank played on a Germanic by a Gaul in over 1700 years.

Why Politicians Fail To Understand The Elaborate Mythical Realm I’ve Made Up In My Head

Planetary Science xkcd.com/3255/

Study: Most Men Believe They Could Seduce Bear If Life Depended On It https://theonion.com/study-most-men-believe-they-could-seduce-bear-if-life-depended-on-it/

The Onion’s 2026 Oscars Best Picture Guide https://theonion.com/the-onions-2026-oscars-best-picture-guide/

Search-and-rescue crews were “flying blind” trying to rescue survivors from deadly tornadoes that hit the Midwest last week. Why? Because Kristi Noem hadn't approved FEMA’s $200,000 contract with a tornado-tracking tool. But she had time to spend $220 million on anti-immigrant ads. Priorities.

Subduction Retrieval xkcd.com/3218/

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States https://theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-c-1819576375/

Trump’s War On Iran: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/trumps-war-on-iran-myth-vs-fact/

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

Good morning and Happy Tuesday! I found this in my FB memory feed from 2017. As appropriate today as it was then.

Funny the things you can find on the discover feed. That's where I found this gem. Comments rock.

i think people are wildly overestimating the level of strategic thinking behind what just happened in venezuela

U.S. pals: Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army. There are better charities out there. Much better.

Stealworkers

Long ago, the people of Chicago carelessly incurred the wrath of the god of electricity & loincloths. Our ancestors left this record of the events that followed so that we might reflect on our past misdeeds & take care to not repeat them.

Last month he was a soybean farmer, this month he’s an expert on intercontinental cattle drives.

New paper reminds us yet again: HOMICIDE is the leading cause of death for pregnant women. Gun violence & partner violence are related. All-cause homicide & firearm homicide of pregnant women are higher, in states w/ higher calculated firearm ownership (1/x 🧵 jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...

Trump just cut farm workers' wages $1-3/hr, and there IS something we can do about it. youtu.be/AnCJfhLxk_c

Do you want to laugh? Democrat Aftab Pureval has been re-elected as the Mayor of Cincinnati. His Republican opponent, Cory Bowman, is JD Vance’s half-brother. A landslide loss: 81.7% - 18.3%

Also no one gets the MoCA twice in six months if their GP doesn’t think dementia is present.

So the president took a dementia test, and then they administered an MRI. Where’s the media on this?

Signs of psychosis. No biggie