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Did the NFL decide to just air a rerun of Super Bowl XX instead of having a game today? Not complaining.

Carly Rae Jepsen albums ranked: 1. Emotion 2. Dedicated Side B 3. Dedicated 4. Day and Night 5. Kiss 6. The Loneliest Time 7. Emotion Side B 8. The Loveliest Time 9. Tug of War

“Oh man, there’s nothing better than when you feel that first nip in the air and get to throw on your heavy bull-hide cloak.” — Fográith of the Mountains, local druid

Green Lantern is an allegory for how millennials have been set up for failure. We were raised to believe we would inherit the world and make it a utopia, but Boomers refused to retire and then wrecked things more on their way out.

Today is my mom's birthday. I know she's in heaven because now she gets to pepper coach Ditka with questions for all eternity. This is also how I know Ditka is in hell.

“A spectre is haunting Europe.”

Supergirl, but it's Taken and also John Wick with Mamoa too.

If you're going to resort to cannibalism, be ethical about it. This is why I only eat clones of Hitler, aka Argentinian wagyu.

Q: who is more divorced than Tom Brady? A:

Introduced my partner to one of my best friends in grad school and they have a lot of common interests. Life is beautiful.

There's nothing in the FBI handbook that says a dog can't be a special agent.

Aka Dr. Thaddeus Venture in a toupee.

How to win at Thunderdome: One person goes in, and I lock the cage behind them.

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

This feels like a very elaborate murder-for-hire. Instead of going and finding a hitman, somebody convinced their victim to do something incredibly suicidal. Some call James Patterson's ghost writer to take notes.

My man lookd like he's receiving an Employee of the Month trophy from the second most lethal mid-security prison in Arkansas

It's a take that we must all take seriously because The Atlantic has written multiple profiles assuring us that this white man is NOT a racist.

My dog does a great impersonation of Otzi the Iceman.

Phillip Morris announces its new line of 'Dromedary' cigarettes, tailored for kids 13 to 17 with less tobacco, stronger filters, but the same smooth taste kids love.

This is elite level poeing.

the greatest post in the history of r/literature yes, poster's history checks out, probably legit

If you were King Solomon And I was a lady Would you marry me anyway Would you halve my baby

If I don't eat Chifa at least three times, was I actually in Lima?

Parents Parents 2026 BCE 2026 CE 🤝 "These kids and their damned tablets"

One Hundred Years of Doomscrolling

The first three Clash albums: the eponymous debut (UK version, obvs), Give 'Em Enough Rope, and London Calling.

No matter how prestigious the publication, there is nothing more satisfying than holding a physical copy of something you wrote.

Lupe Fiasco should have been a bigger star than Kanye West.

No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...

You have to skirt a plurality of labor laws to get a troupe of backup dancers shorter than Shakira.

On an unrelated note: the Jim Irsay Band had far more going on than JD & the Straight Shot ever will.

Fuxing miserable is the best Mick Jagger pout.

There goes France's best chance of staying in the game.

"[Graham] built a tower of monstrosity right up to the sky and then died. Do him the honor of acknowledging his life's work." a great @albertburneko.bsky.social blog on a rotted man defector.com/lindsey-grah...