The Wind Cries Manny

This job is so fucking stupid

Kindle loves to make a fool of me with the books they advertise on my lock screen. I read this thing at work man you gotta get this off my shit

Craziest thing the warhammer novels will do is make you empathetic to a crazy murderer named Angron

Shaving your head feels like wearing a new swimsuit that is a degree more risqué than you usually wear. Freeing but vulnerable

Everyone get their bald heads and goatee ready for timberwolves basketball!! #GoateesUpForGobert

Im gonna sit this one out actually

"three Trek appearances on three different series" is the character actor equivalent of winning a batting title

Trump Slams The Beauty Of A Lotus Flower In Scathing Truth Social Haiku https://theonion.com/trump-slams-the-beauty-of-a-lotus-flower-in-scathing-truth-social-haiku/

Is Bound appropriate to watch on my phone at work

Thats Me Da

“Yesterday I got this email that was like, ‘Congratulations on your big day! We want to celebrate YOU!’ but when I told the guy at the register who I was, he didn’t even smile.“ — Ryan Hunter, local man

They're doing the meme

WhisperSex & the QuietLoad™ New, from Dyson

Grown adults don’t eat chicken strips.

just realized i'd had the lights on max brightness for hours and turned em to my usual like 5% and it was like surviving a metal gear solid torture cutscene. my hands are tingling. i have a Chuck McGill reaction to the big light

Might just watch this all day at work

Someone already erased my modified bathroom graffiti

441. All My Rowdy Friends Came Over Last Night And Now Look At This Place, It’s A Disaster Area -- Hank Williams, Jr. 440. The Insurance Deductible Of The Edmund Fitzgerald -- Gordon Lightfoot 439. Now THAT’S What I Call Recording My Neighbors Having Sex! 31 -- Various Artists

475. Auntie Anne, Queen Of The Pedophiles -- Mrs. Fields 474. Whoa Whoa WHOA Where Did That Come From -- Auntie Anne 473. Cease & Desist -- The Pretzel Lawyer Singers 472. Eat Me -- Mrs. Fields

480. Pretzel Rock -- Auntie Anne 479. Cookies Are Better Than Pretzels -- Mrs. Fields 478. Pretzel Twist -- Auntie Anne 477. Do The Cookie Hustle -- Mrs. Fields 476. Cookie Hustle Is Intellectual Property Theft -- The Pretzel Lawyer Singers

(dragon’s dogma pawn at the grocery store) ‘tis an item we require in every aisle! a divide and conquer scenario would work best, seems

The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion

this classic tweet has been optioned for a $200 million 3-picture deal at Disney

If Warren Zevon wrote "Mohamed's Radio" today it'd probably be called AHMED'S CLOCK (remember when that kid made that clock) (This is based on their names only and not the content of the lyrics)

They got a show called Eternally Yours that appears to have a white Kumail nanjiani on it

If your nozzle isn’t assembled by disabled US veterans, you can shove it up your ass

Passing a bar called Clumsy's and noticing a modest sign tucked into the corner of the front window reading "No Aplomb."

This is what theyre talking about when they say minneapolis is a lawless hellscape

youtu.be/_CFgPgZjW9I?...

I think if you steal a package off front steps and its prescription cat food you should Instantly Go To Hell

I’m directing a prestige television series of go nagai’s Devilman Lady, no devil shows up until the 6th ep and everyone is British. I’m writing this from inside a big white antiseptic film studio, so bright there are no shadows on any surface, they tell me the buzzing I hear is my nervous system,

American Heart Association changed the song youre supposed to do CPR to the rhythm of. Now its Apple by Charli XCX and they even recommend if you cant remember the BPM to stop and do the dance quick

Someone appears to have put a large E on my blind neighbor's fence. Probably to indicate "'e's got 'mpaired sight"

Searching indeed for Simpering Wimp