Feral Ephemeral

So gorgeous and inviting!

LOOK AT THIS SHIT THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER I LOVE HUMANITY I LOVE ART

The scariest thing about getting dementia is that I'm not sure anyone around me would be able to notice. Can we invent some tattoo that changes color or something?

TIL girl math, Canon event, snatched, gyatt, w/l. I'll be using gyatt.

How do people organize getting up and down at the same time?

The fact of someone who had to slightly reteach a bunch of people on a new claybody replacement in the middle of a term.

I love this. When that dog gets to college, it's going to play spin the bottle, you watch.

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

Two miles, eh? In the dark? If that orange cryp-siddidy man has walked more than 100 feet in one direction, intentionally and unaided, in the last two decades, I'll eat my hat.

Them: 1812 Overture Between My Legs Me: more like 4'33" Between My Legs

*stares in Chinese character for "well"* Chinese character 井 (jǐng), which literally means a water "well."

KEEPING THE PACE

Treasure Planet Between My Legs Fern Gully Between My Legs Land Before Time Between My Legs

Electricity makes horses choose inappropriate napping locations.

Merlin wrote his sriomem over the course of negative 30 years.

Speak to people at the level of their best selves, if you can guess it. Or speak to people at the level of your best self, if you can imagine it. Or don't speak at all and share the qour. moment where you both figure stuff out.

Funtrifuge

Candy and wet food should be different prices!

People everywhere burning their sisal and rattan costumes.

Good thing I woke up early and got myself out the door. I have 1.5 hours extra to not do productive things.

The first rule of Calvinball is you do not talk about Calvinball.

Me and hershey's kisses.

64K broken hearts. Long Live Elwes!

Arsenic and Old Lace Between My Legs

Feeding cats be like youtu.be/250MMq0fTrU?...

Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this

GET THAT CHILD A CONTRACT

Cats have catnip. Is there something that makes horses all woo?

No, *we* are blessed.

Cryptoboology is a pseudoscience and subculture that searches for and studies unknown, legendary, or extinct halloween decorations whose existence is unverified or disputed.

there's a Maine Coon kitten named Erebus Anomaly. he's in Wisconsin. he recently received recognition for having more toes than any other documented living cat. 29 toes. that's an awful lot of toes. like, wtf. i'm over here expected to make do with 10 toes, like some kind of schmuck.

Snap out of it, funk soul brother!

Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, funk soul brother.

Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure, funk soul brother.

Et tu, funk soul brother?

Rosebud, funk soul brother.

Bertha Lum, "South Wind", 1921

God: *right before big bang* fuck it send

Fans of the gaps between my skeets have been asking for more

Me, finding deer poo in a field.

App for cat media: splootify

my theory that gulls = dogs and crows = cats is proven yet again

My fucks are in retrograde. My hand is about to transit upside your head.

Whatever. In Boston the moose ring a bell or say 'on your left!'

DEAR LUCY IS IT WEIRD…. youtube.com/shorts/BTtuG...

Too many of us are in late-stage capitulation.