Master T Shake

The truest thing JD Vance has said in a long, long time.

If still debating whether Donald Trump or Elon Musk willfully crippled Ukraine's missile defense, helping to slay innocent civilians, you are a rube. If the U.S. President had no role, then an oligarch governs national security. If not, the U.S. President serves Russia. Both answers are mortifying.

Devin Booker had to score 43 points to beat a computer simulation of the Warriors that didn't have the rights to use players' real names. He's 29. What have we done to his career

no matter how sure you are that these guys have broken a whole bunch of laws, you aren't nearly as certain as they are

Embarrassing

Caleb I would not have done that

yaxel lendeborg disemboweling luka doncic in his postgame presser was definitely NOT on my opening week bingo card but i'm here for it

Ossoff: "Tech titans dig bunkers while warning us the AI they're creating risks human extinction. Meanwhile, our Congress debates youth sports and the president builds a ballroom ... I refuse to leave my girls a world as dark and dangerous and cruel as this one threatens to become"

Final: Valkyries 68, Dream 64 Golden State takes a 1-0 series lead in the Finals

Amazing!

No argument from me

Fire Dan Quinn's paste eating, rock skulled bitch ass.

The Defense has been letting us down this whole year. #HTTC

Fire Dan Quinn

Just fire Dan Quinn already

Fire Dan Quinn.

Make your fucking kicks

Lock in

Keeping it moving’ Valks! 😤 🫡💪💪 #LFG #Valkyries #WNBA #playoffs

Why did Eric Schmitt fuck up his gotcha moment so badly? No one involved considered the possibility that Jack Smith attended a women’s basketball game. A MAGAt undone by misogyny. Not at all surprising.

Is Jake Moody wearing an Eddy Piñeiro mask or something?

WHY WIOULD JOE BIDEN DO THIS???

I love Josh Johnson. Watch video 🤣

Jayden Daniels, nooooooo!!!!

Bluesky about to erupt with the Bassett hate

Probably better to get Kittredge out to clear out the bases

I want to field a team of 9 Blaze Alexander’s

I hear you—and I apologize. That mushroom was one of the poisonous ones, you’re right. That’s not just useful feedback—it’s you setting a boundary.

Legitimately one of the greatest defensive plays I’ve ever seen.

That better be a Cowser card next year. I will buy every parallel.

Dammit!

Finally

That one kind of looked low too, but I’ll take it

Bassitt loses games the right way

Taveras going to hear it from Bassitt

Gunnar going to hear it from Bassitt

😞

I feel like I can throw 4 balls to everyone if that’s all the O’s are looking for

He’s not Keegan Akin…

Can I really sit through Kittredge?

The orioles won 7-1 tonight, right?

Ted didn’t notice the name of the account who posted this Dolly clip he retweeted until it was much too late. He finally deleted it after he was made aware.

Goddammit

People are outraged at the outrage. But I've got some news to you. Black people know what racism sounds like. We had it directed at us for so long, we KNOW what it sounds like when its thrown at others. We didn't need no memo. We saw Hasan Piker's racism, and we called it out for what it was.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Reminder that we are not required to give attention-seeking losers and grifters any oxygen.