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The gas prices Donald Trump says he doesn’t give a shit about are the reason why Americans can’t get ahead. And y’all want more of that?

JUST IN: A federal judge (Trump-appointed Stephanie Gallagher) has held the Trump administration in contempt for deporting a man to El Salvador in violation of three court orders. She's ordering the government to return him. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

👀 Fetterman staffers spilling the beans 👇🏽😳 🧵https://x.com/fettermanstaff/status/2095906052847894610?s=46 #ResignFetterman

"You cannot speak truth to power when you’re sipping cocktails with it — and certainly not when that power is waiting in the parking lot with a subpoena and pair of handcuffs if you report something he doesn’t like." — @lizdye.bsky.social

This. Is. Abhorrent. Hegseth needs to answer for this.

Prediction markets are not predictive and should not be covered as news

If you wanted to fly Donald Trump out on a different plane without advanced warning to protect him, that would be one thing. But to put others on what you believed to be a targeted plane served only one purpose: To propagate and maintain a lie to assuage a single man’s ego.

I want to talk about this wig

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When Big Brother doesn’t want to play.

CNN: "The president's overall approval rating now stands at just 34%. That matches his career low following the January 6 insurrection."

Weird he can’t bring this kind of energy towards his colleague who is accused of beating up his daughter.

LOL

Marco Rubio is currently delivering a very boring speech railing against "communism." These guys really think they're cooking by trying to revive the Red Scare. Ain't gonna work with people under 60 years old.

Court has found what we knew all along. Blanche’s “settlement” with Trump providing tax immunity was illegal self-dealing. Trump barred from using it and lawyers sanctioned. Great to see a court call out the corruption. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Ty Cobb: “[Donald Trump] is crazy. He is a malignant narcissist, he’s demented. It’s all about self-enrichment. I spent hours and hours in the Oval working through things with him. It’s much worse now”

Wilson: I guarantee you there are 10 reporters in D.C. right now who know exactly what Mitch McConnell’s medical status is. They’re not reporting it.  If I’m Beshear, brother, just declare the election. And if they want to prove that Mitch McConnell is alive and well, go do it.

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It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.

Michelle Obama to Barack: "How absurd it is to even imagine that you might have buckled under the pressure even once. Lashed out in frustration. Lost your temper. How absurd it is to imagine that you might have done anything but make our family and this entire country proud."

Michelle Obama: The lies about your birthright, your faith, your patriotism, the outrage when you stated the biological fact that if you'd had a son that he too would be black, yet you were unflappable at every turn, always focused.

Michelle Obama: You were doing the people's work, rescuing our economy, expanding health care, ending a war, ordering the bin laden raid, saving an auto industry, winning a peace prize.

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I really think that Marco Rubio thinks he’s playing some kind of moral long game by participating in this government, but he’s just as corrupt and won’t ever be president.

Wait a minute — Iran (who Trump said has no military) bombed the shit out of Kuwait last night in retaliation for us striking them in a war Marco Rubio just yesterday, told Congress was “over”? Do they think we’re all fucking stupid?

If Democrats aren't advocating for massive Supreme Court reform, then they aren't the change you seek or need, folks. If they aren't willing to fight or campaign on this, then we're totally f'd.

The absolute bottom of the journalistic barrel is people in the media chiding Scott Pelley for having the gall to confront Bilton. If you want a job licking boots, become a bootlicker. You’re not a journalist.

🔥 “Maybe Zohran isn’t the un-American one. Maybe the un-American one is you.” Chuck Goldensohn, a Jew in New York, calls out MAGA @LizzySavetsky for claiming to defend patriotic and Jewish ideals while actually betraying them.

Trey Gowdy is what you get when you order Ellen DeGeneres from Temu.

Trump was just forced to disclose over 3,500 stock trades proving open corruption.

BREAKING: JEM decides to bow out of Trump’s 250th concert series. Holograms follow suit.

Trump looks dazed as he's driven to his golf club today (Roberto Schmidt/Getty)

NBC News: Federal prosecutor leading the James Comey indictment over his seashells post resigns from the case.

Alex Bores, a Democratic assemblyman in New York, announced plans for a bill called the Anti-Insurrectionist Act, which would tax any New Yorker who receives compensation from Trump's slush fund. "If you storm the Capitol and you take from this slush fund, too bad, we're taking it."

Today I said I paid “only $4.27 a gallon” and then I thought “wow, this is where we are now.”

Weird to say “Wow, gas is only $4.55 here.”

Donald Trump’s “fund” is taxpayer money he is using to purchase a loyal MAGA Army to threaten, intimidate…and carry out violent acts in and around the elections. Call it what it is.

Two times zero equals ZERO.