Matt May

tfw you want to live forever, but only in a world where all the mortal proles around you hate your guts anyway, enjoy getting sued by people catching strays, OpenClaw Karen

If only there was an Arab who knew about algebra or algorithms

Amazing, they got Beyoncé's husband to play the Super Bowl

I see it's time for this once again

I feel like we’re glossing one big reason to have Obama out there mixing it up. It’s because Trump’s going to try to run in 2028, and if SCOTUS tells him he can, then so can Obama. And head-to-head, Obama would beat Trump like a rented rug.

Please don't make the hat a thing in the US. I know Hat Guys here and I don't want any of them in any position of authority.

Okay, now let's see some Meta executives in bracelets

Lula even ran up the score late. He's gonna win by 3.5%, about double the margin by which he beat Flávio's dad.

mfers out here like "no I'm not neurodivergent haha I just have an exceptionally flat affect and a typey laugh and am known as a notoriously rigid thinker and terribly socially awkward and am so AI-pilled I need an agent to come up with three adjectives for my own child"

The thing that is exciting me most about Lula winning after mayors tried bringing their cities to a halt to stop turnout is ** mfers are going to go to jail over this ** and that's something we need to bookmark for later

Kansas Dem Sen. nominee Adam Hamilton on trans rights: “I don’t think we should take a small group of people and bully them, pick on them, and hurt them. I understand one thing really clearly when it comes to transgender people, and that is Jesus told me I was to love my neighbor as I love myself”

Bolsonaro-friendly mayors appear to be sabotaging public transport on Election Day. Buses aren’t running in Lula-friendly areas, flights and ferries mysteriously canceled. Traffic lights have gone out and people’s power cut in Salvador, indigenous people’s travel restricted

the handful of die-hard anti-trans voters that exist are going to vote GOP no matter what. so this ad will not pick up a single new voter. all it does is further disenfranchise trans ppl – a marginalized group MAGA hates. this is a pro-MAGA ad & Turek is furthering MAGA's cause by airing it

Tonight I'll be nervously watching the contest between a stunned, wobbling incumbent and the horrible, nepotistic byproduct of a former winner, reliving former glories for the pleasure of racist fanatics I'm referring, of course, to the Seahawks/Chiefs game

Republicans getting a new Obama speech they can dissect to find new ways to be offended

Something I wish more people would realize.

Love seeing posts like “THIS IS AI SLOP [post blocked]” Thanks, Blue Annoyances moderation list. bsky.app/profile/swor...

We should call him Sunny D because he's sundowning and thirsty

Seattle folks, this is Matt Calkins, who rage-quit after the local daily wouldn't run his transphobic rants

Ramaswamy now on CNN in full DARVO mode. Trash-ass human being. 🚮

NEW AD: Have you seen these anti-Talarico attack ads? Elon Musk paid for nearly all of them. The world's first trillionaire knows if he drags the most corrupt politician in Texas across the finish line, Ken Paxton will owe him everything. Elon Musk: Texas is not for sale.

AOC: "As AI begins to encroach in our society, their goal is to take your cognition away from you. AI's goal is to take your thoughts away from you, your ability to think away from you, so that you become dependent on a machine ... reading books is active resistance"

"Don't believe women claiming abuse with witnesses" is a hell of a closing argument. Think the GOP is about to underperform its polling on women by a couple more points.

CHOMP UPDATE: I have fed Chomp a red mole enchilada. He’s kind of groggy. I think the odds of him eating me today are exceedingly low. I think it was the homemade queso fresco that really put it over the top this time.

These dorks who are like "AI music is great, it just plays what you like" I don't want music I already like. I want music that goes with other music. Stuff I MIGHT like. I want entropy. If you don't get that then eat your fuckin Kraft mac & cheese and leave the rest of us the fuck alone.

Me: hey, where do you get your queso fresco? Mexico: get? what’s to get, you make it Me: you MAKE it? how? Mexico: milk, heat, acid, salt. queso fresco Me: … Mexico: … Me: WHAT

man i wish we hadn't abolished the government agency that kept good track of CVEs huh

"Wow, Tesla-SpaceX merger, never thought about that, makes sense" THAT WAS ALWAYS THE IDEA YOU ABSOLUTE ZOMBIES istg if some of you looked up during a rainstorm you'd be a drowning risk

"Petit four compromise" is this anything

"Typical journalistic malpractice by NYT, who REFUSE to refer to me by my married name, Ghislaine Incognito"

Ramaswamy is a cautionary tale because no matter how cruel he shows himself to be, no matter how hateful, no matter how faithfully he performs their rituals, he'll never be part of the MAGA inner circle because he's too brown.

He says this in a stump speech and he gets laughs around the "fire a weapon" part, but it's actually a thing that needs to be said, because it's a technology that exists, because this is a dark-ass timeline

It's no Hockey Night in Canada theme but it'll do

The gen-X-meets-gen-AI hill I will die on: RESTAURANTS, POST PICTURES OF YOUR ACTUAL FUCKING FOOD This is not hard. You have a phone. You have a kitchen. FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT

AI shouldn't be able to fire you, fire a weapon, or deny you healthcare.

Okay, but have you looked at its ass

i keep hearing there is "infinity money" for organizations that want to work on "AI safety" but i can tell you that none of it is going to the organizations that have been working to address AI harms for years. we are all fighting over scraps while new orgs spring up over night with giant budgets

*checks in on LinkedIn* *40% posts on ArtCraft* *30% posts on fake flying cars* *30% posts on fake Anthropic/SpaceX stock "philanthropy"* *closes LinkedIn*

The jets operate for five seconds. FIVE. Total. Then the tanks take SIX HOURS to refill. And they occupy an ungodly amount of space, ON TOP of the 800kg of battery. Can you all recognize this was a parlor trick and move on?

I love that the Cowboys are actually getting the experience of getting their teeth knocked in, but part of it is only a simulation because of how many flags Green Bay is getting to nullify INTs, etc. So they have to keep playing even though it's hopeless.

JJ Watt is up in the booth like I SAID PUNCH ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN

"Nice gain for (player), who is injured on the play" –has happened 10 times in the last 2 Eagles games