Matt_Oslo

Looking good this evening

Statement of the f*cking obvious

That's tremendously reassuring...

Still got my ticket. Different times

Kayaking has got me to some beautiful places. Today is one of the best

Not a bad view from the Isles of Scilly

Still recovering from my weekend...

Missed the show in York at the weekend. My brother in law just delivered some worthwhile compensation.

This sums up the immigration debate neatly in a way you won't hear it spelled out in the British media. A media which seems to have given up on any commitment to educate many years ago.

Truthbomb

Let me clarify today's events for the hard of thinking and the BBC Keir Starmer is still Prime Minister. Nigel Farage is still a bought and paid for shill for dodgy foreign powers who do not have your best interests at heart. LEARN. THE. FUCKING. DIFFERENCE. YOU. GULLIBLE. CUNTS!

£1bn a year!!! Gosh, I remember when it was £350m a week (Which was more than £18bn a year in 2016 money) That seems a good deal considering the trade access it allows. Much better value than joining the Board of Peace which has managed to put up oil prices and inflation.

I watched Casualty last week, for the first time in a very long time. It was brilliant. This week... Errr

Dumb and dumber. Blockade and blockader?

What if Iran shoots down another plane..?

I'm becoming of the opinion that the United States poses an unacceptable risk to the rest of the world...

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Has, or has he not, got the greatest Navy in the world? Has, or has he not, won the war several times over already? Is, or is he not, the biggest sack of shit bumblefuck? Is that all he's got? Call us cowards? No mate, all our ships are busy protecting Greenland from you. Goldfish memory.

If you're wondering why America's traditional allies aren't interested in joining the latest war... Trump keeps hanging around the bridge with a box of fire lighters.

Hegseth is such a cock

Nothing shouts "we've won" more than a building on fire.

Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

“For all we know, we could be in the middle of Keir Starmer’s finest hour”. Starmer’s critics say he is imperiling the UK’s special relationship with the US... But is it Donald Trump who's doing the damage?

Trump can shove it up his a*se

This might be controversial but I preferred it when it was called Department of Defence

Last night's Moon from North Yorkshire, UK

Tonight's Moon, 24th February 2026 as seen from North Yorkshire. Rotated but uncropped

Tonight's Moon. Rotated but uncropped

Unhinged

Matt Weston Bloody brilliant. Yes, it was worth it.

People complaining on the BBC about the sound of the drones replacing cow bells on the ski courses. Remember, that's also now the same sound as modern war. Screamers I prefer cow bells

WOW! New #BrokenNews arrival IMMINENT: youtu.be/TWPOfVdmYig

Trump’s Greenland speech at the WEF except it’s the voice of Pingu

The opposite of peace has no chance?

Playing golf all the time... Apparently you can't run a country that way! Christ, he's not well

Danish MEP Anders Vistisen to Donald Trump :"Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, fuck off."

Good grief, Trump is taking his time. I didn't see the start but I hope it involved the Truffle Shuffle. This is just old man dribblings

Trump demanding control of Greenland—which the US already has access to—is based on multi-layered lies. Threatening NATO allies to get it undermines the Western alliance. I did a point-by-point breakdown of Trump's aggressive letter to Norwegian Prime Minister Støre about the Nobel and Greenland.

For those of us not in the cult, this is what we hear when anyone from the Trump administration speaks. For the people in the back, this is satire and so well done…

The current US administration is a terrorist mob organisation. Damn it, I'm obviously not going over the pond again now...

Found these in the back of a drawer this morning. From back before the World went wonky.

The story of Farage and Putin, told by British-Ukrainian soldier Shaun Pinner on a destroyed apartment block in Kyiv.

Hey America, guess who is clearly not in the Epstein Files? Biden Because if Donald could have found proof it wouldn't have a big black square over it. Also, Obama and George W. He hates those guys.

Watching #totp tonight is reminding me why I gave up caring about chart music in the late '90s...

What are the chances?