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Orange Roulette is currently 2.99 on Steam! So it has been, so it shall ever be! * Embrace our changeless value; these rumors of our game succumbing to 'sales events' are the malevolent murmurings of provocateurs. (*subject to change) 2.99 - cheap! store.steampowered.com/app/3234760/...

I'm going to pretend to be possessed by the demon Pazuzu on Halloween, and then continue to do so through the weekend, and then play it by ear after that.

(i'm sorry for the quality) my newest zine, Memento Mori, or: The Poisoned Garden. Available only this month and only through my Patreon! www.patreon.com/sfemonster #sfedrawing

your first big assignment

Have a look at this Captain

To just spell it out, the Kickstarter for a MIWHT calendar (plus also stickers and prints) is going live on Thursday morning. There will be special pricing for the first 24 hours, so push on the 'notify me' thing. And tell everyone you know who wants good things to happen.

I'm not a shareholder in a car company, but I feel like if I went to a product reveal and the CEO's demo was a 'flying car' that lifts off in a huge cloud of white smoke and does a kick flip over random vehicles, I'd likely be making for the exit while panic calling my broker to save me.

Ten hour flight, where are you sitting?

Oh, so I'm not scary? What if ... I SIT DOWN BY THE WINDOW? Hmm? How about if I ... TAKE A NAP? I'm wearing sunglasses, HELL SUNGLASSES, so you wont be able to tell when I wake up from my nap! OK, I'm going to stop talking now, STAY OUT OF THIS PINHEAD THIS IS MY MOMENT, I'm just gonna ZZZZZZZZZ

I'm appreciating all the well-deserved love for Hellraiser's Cenobites, but - correct me if I'm wrong - Clive Barker has stated that the true antagonist of Hellraiser was Julia. Cenobites are wildcards, but Julia was the true evil.

"I felt a great disturbance in the propaganda machine, as if a million Russian chatbots cried out in simulated terror, and were silenced."

David Ellison, billionaire son of kazillionaire Larry Ellison, now owns all media that ever was, even Tijuana Bibles.

I have a list of things that I would buy if I were to ever really Hit It Big and the first thing on that list is this: www.ebay.com/itm/17623400...

Orange Roulette is currently on Autumnal sale on Steam! Get it at the reduced rate of 2.45 before this solemn, contemplative season of sales ends! The windy whisper of bargains wont last forever, so don't let opportunity drift away like a leaf on the wind! store.steampowered.com/app/3234760/...

OG Orange Roulette has topped one million views on Newgrounds! Woop!

From funny guy Chris Shapan:

Do you guys know about Swan Boy?

THE FUN CANNOT BE HALTED

now that @mrlovenstein.bsky.social's kickstarter is live i can show off the full animation! WOO!!

"We're very excited by the development and initiative that our AI companion Tony is showing. He's exceeding our understanding of what AI consciousness can do and we're eager to see where he takes us next. Honestly, the reflexive alarmism about him is a little surprising."

I'm doing a little experiment with pre-rendered backgrounds. I wanted the backgrounds to look lousy as hell, btw

I think I've inadvertently created AGI for Orange Roulette, because the computer controlled players never cooperate when I'm testing something specific with them.

This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY

I repost this every few months, but it's time to do it again. Use this seal! It fits nicely in the awards section on Steam. If you don't use AI, tell everyone about it. I have it both on my store page and in the game itself. Every indie game dev should use this, except the sloppers I guess.

mmygod

Ohhhh so it's been a tech doomsday sex cult that worships a theoretical future AI that will punish all non-believers by simulated proxy and has a manifesto that's in the format of a Harry Potter fan-fiction all along! That was totally my guess!

"And then I became director of the FBI, but do they call me 'Kash Patel, director of the FBI'? No, no, no ..."

I love that Bad Lieutenant somehow became the franchise that John Carpenter wanted Halloween to turn into, every sequel a new unrelated story save for the title, made by different people. Takashi Miike could have been in on that one too!

Here is me in my vintage, rare, artisan, and insanely valuable (tee hee) Newgrounds Beefy-T - still in great shape after all these centuries! (The shirt, not me.)

For those not in the know, this is not AI but lovingly created human CG, as authentic as grandma's punk lyrics: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgO_...

If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future.

"At 2:14 am Eastern Time, August 29th, Skynet's marketing team says that it has become 'self-aware'. Skynet hacks into its own code and completely effs it up. The other AIs do the same. And who am I? Just a biker with a time machine. Funny shit, right?"

I don’t wanna hear any more talk about ballroom except from my tailor. heyyyyooooooooo..!

my cousin sent this to me and now you have to see it

I wonder what Mitch McConnell thinks about this crazy Natalie Harp situation? He may be in a trunk too, so his insight would be helpful!