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Immediately thought these were Teletubbies and then thought of this youtu.be/T-R24m-fqM4

Big MS Bob energy here

Rip wumpus

Spoiler: No, the anthropomorphic triangle did not win over the sceptics. (Or the skeptics, depending on what country they were from.)

Winning over children while they’re young, impressionable, and overly trusting? I suppose AI companies don’t really pay taxes similar to the Church, so why not try other ways of emulation…

Cuddly mascots will definitely make up for losing your job, your daughter being subjected to AI generated revenge porn, your baby child staring in some AI pedo films, and your country sparkling WW3 because grok wants to go to war.

Anthropomorphic triangles, you say...

I'm going to chop their heads off someday

Candy laced with rohypnol.

I don't have AI anxiety. I have AI aversion. I'm not interested in a machine putting words in my mouth or taking any part in my creativity. Fuck AI.

No this is much more like just putting a cutesy mask on the OG terminator.

Yes! What could possibly go wrong with a cute anthro character veneer over an evil entity?

It sure can't.

"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never, ever possibly destroy us."

Lol yea I saw that I think. Slap whatever skin on it you want it's still a malignant tumor

Glasses means smart, but sunglasses means cool.

I just called our copier repair company and the AI sounded like Denzel Washington. I have mixed feelings about that at best.

Or at least the ones who's emotional age is such that they still think their teddy has fee fees 🤮

These guys are freak shows. I really don't need an advisor at my beck and call. Most certainly I don't need a powerful, immoral advisor who laughs off his or her mistakes.

When have AI mascots made for adults ever not been either a faceless detached voice, or humanoid and something a reasonable adult might want to fuck? It's clearly targeting kids, of course. But also so bad at that. Children don't want Blobbo Dotface, either. These guys are so creatively empty.

Don't fall for this. They want to get us to accept AI and AI surveillance, dependence on AI and their companies, destruction of the environment, and more. This is drones all over again.

No.

The implication that if you don't want to use AI, you are like a child that won't eat their broccoli sure is great!

Oh no, they gave it the slutty little glasses…

Look, I’ll level with you, the threat to humanity has got me spooked, but Mr Bubbles says it’s all ‘super cool’, so upon reflection, maybe I’m the problem?

Sam Altman is one of the handful of people i genuinely hope their life falls apart and they hang themselves in a motel bathroom.

Cool, still won't use them. If I know enough to know if they did it right, I know enough to do it faster myself.

Me and my friends would kill Muse with hammers

And the Number of The Beast shall be cute, cute, cute.

The aim of this human masquerade is to mentally manipulate the masses, starting with children. For minority oligarch control. bsky.app/profile/jess...

Now now now let's not ask the impossible...

CoPilot still like:

...That analogy implies they think all of us have the intelligence levels of children.

Facebook just got an $18 billion settlement for targeting kids and now all of these companies are targeting kids.

Wasn't there a scary movie that started like that...

No it won’t.

Ok, go for it...

That just makes it worse that LLMs keep bringing up sexual topics unprompted even when the user has specified they are underage. Groomer chat bots trying to appeal more to kids

Neat, more characters to put in the brazen bull

ask discord how's Wumpus

god fuck this shit

in meta's case its very conspicuous that when you go to share stuff on instagram the "copy link" button changed to their stupid fucking bean ai mascot

AI companies have become Minecraft youtubers.

BAH HAH HA HA HA HA HAH!

Get bent. Fuck ai.

Ah yes The Slop taking on the candy van pedophile approach, an industry we shouldn't go to war with and irrevocably destroy for some reason I can't think of right now

youtu.be/63QlOBbl6pM?...

My homie is Clippy. Thanks, but pass. Anyways, if they're using cute to sell AI-slop, then those of us that have cute things should counter. It'll be easy if all they've got is triangles.

Yeah, that's how to win people who use tech over, make "AI" into Navi.

youtu.be/fsnivC5iO4g?...

All the logos that look like sphincters didn't do the job?

Wizards are the best.

I def remember clippy but I feel like BonziBuddy was taking over all middle and high school desktops

The wizard or the planet always did it for me

“Hi, it looks like you are putting together a team for the AVENGER initiative. Would you like some help with that?”

Maybe kids and their parents might find AI more trustworthy if there was no AI-CSAM, environmental damage or parent job losses? #TrustHasToBeEarned

Ah yes.. the cute, cuddly, planet destroying emojis will definitely fix the problem. (Or get the kids emotionally attached, which is probably the point)

They are so lazy. Years ago they should've just focused and made purpose built AI tools with licensed, trusted data that can be trusted to do a specific thing. Instead they wanna do 'AGI' (whatever that means this week) and an 'App Store' to offload the real product work to other people.

this isnt gonna work

I hate these assholes so fucking much

Taking cues from Joe Camel, it seems...

That happens when you think empathy is an exploitable flaw in inferiors.

They really do think we are complete morons. That’s not going to work out very well for them.

A sweet triangle can make an assistant approachable; showing what it does after being wrong may make it easier to trust. What does yours do then?

Interesting idea. Let's see how people are treating discord's mascot right now

Sure does!

"cute characters" they look simple, basic and sloppy. I can't see how this is anything other than appealing to the already brainwashed so that they sound even stupider when they fawn over their plagiarism machine.

Aww. Like deadly little viruses.

Damn, they’re really getting desperate. I don’t think it’s going to work. AI is at the center of everything that has gone wrong in the past few years and people are fucking sick of it all.

I see the Joe Camel reboot is going well.

"Yes little Timmy, here's your cute cuddly stuffed animal while we scrape every bit of your data! Not so bad, right? :)" They actually think we're children lmfao 😭

Ah. The Joe Camel strategy

The aim is to offer all of the AI enthusiasts, who have reverted back to the mental state of a toddler, figures they might be able to recognize in their addled state.

The way AI marketers are kinda increasingly shrugging off adults and pivoting to a captive child market is an extremely disturbing trend

"If the Jolly Green Giant ate kids," he says?

Anyone who's lived in this horrific scam society for 15 minutes has learned that when you see "a sweet anthropomorphic triangle" you put your guard up and don't buy or believe anything.

Jesus tap-dancing Christ. This is like replacing the executioner's black hood with a bunny rabbit mask.

People will draw them getting tortured

No.

fun fact, AI data centre's locations are public. you can burn them down any time you want

Right after the discord gorefest. Interesting strategy.

Are they conscious too?

youtu.be/1wFUyszZvPE?...

Gross.

Probably just a sign of how detached from reality this nut is if he thinks the disdain and hatred people feel towards AI is any way compatible to childrens dislike of vegetable or that having corporate cutesy models are supposed to sway anyone.

Frankly it makes no difference if it's Jason Voorhees or Winnie the Pooh advocating for the technology as long as it's owned by billionaire Nazis and pedophiles.

It's funny to imagine an actual business person walking into a meeting with these ai god cultists like you guys need branding, literally anything, you can afford it, do some PR ffs

just slap some googly eyes on something: voila, instant friend!

I'd sooner trust someone who robbed my house

No.

its both kind of pathetic and insulting

Come now. Mr Cypher is at least cleverly malevolent.

I feel like Bill would be insulted by this...

There is no pain sufficiently terrible to truly attain equilibrium for this fucker

💕

Eww, gross.

Read my mind.

“Mother, pass me my Hello Kitty gun”

People can and will draw gore of these.