Dignan’s 75 Year Plan

The Dark Knight Rises for Tax Purposes

If you really want to get under his crawl Democrats, get control of Congress and pass legislation that never allows him to use display after he leaves office.

Trump: "Did you ever hear when pilots go and the ask for a raise in the middle of the flight? They always ask for a raise. They're working for some rich guy and they ask for a raise in the middle of the flight and he always says, 'okay.'"

$50 + Shipping (or donation to a charity of your choice) for a piece of paint floating in the reflecting pool.

“Trumps Commitment to disclosure” is a pretty laughable tagline. Even if the subject is little green men.

Daily dose of two things that can be true: unhelpful to go to the church. AND screw any person who spends five days terrorizing, then pretends to “praise Jesus” on Sunday. Skip the performative nonsense. Take solace that Eastwood is going straight to Hell. apnews.com/article/just...

Bari Weiss will be holding a town hall with Alexander Acosta so she can “both sides” plea barging a pedophile.

What the absolute [expletive] was that?!?

Folks…

Cool. Now how much did it cost tax payers for this rip roaring success? www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/14/o...

@durbin.senate.gov Congratulations on soiling your legacy. You were betrayed the citizens of Illinois and the country. Shame on you. No need to ever return to Illinois. Let us know what rocks are going to crawl and we can send your things.

It’s always the same press conference: “Trump Damascus will be the finest golf facility in the Middle East. Al-Sharaa told me sir, you have great numbers in Syria. The people love how you are making America great again. I saw an elephant on a test last week.”

Is Judicial Castration something they teach in law school? It has to tick off that jagbag Bovino he has to check in with a woman every afternoon to see if he has been a good boy.

Where are the agreements ensuring the taxpayers will not get stuck with the entire bill? Because I’m sure we will. This thing will cost $1 billion by the time he’s done.

How does any MAGAt who supports what is happening remotely think they will be going to heaven?

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Michigan Avenue right now.

With Chicago in the ICE crosshairs right now, here are some independent and nonprofit media orgs to read, follow and support. Unraveled: @unraveledpress.com Block Club Chicago: @blockclubchi.bsky.social Chicago Reader: @chicagoreader.com The TRiiBE: @thetriibe.com WBEZ: @wbez.org

Chicago! Want to stand with Jimmy Kimmel? WGN TV and Radio are owned by Nexstar. So is NewsNation, but pretty sure the eight people that watch Chris Cuomo are not persuadable. programming@wgntv.com

Hard to believe this guy could screw up so quickly.

I think I blame @schumer.senate.gov for everything this administration is doing. @schumer.senate.gov is over his skis and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social has less legislative acumen than most state legislators.

@jenpsaki.msnbc.com I am in tears. Thank you for giving her a voice.

“I decline to accept tone critiques from people who wish to follow decorum obediently into a ditch” There is no better quote to describe the current leadership of the Democratic Party. Pelosi, Schumer, Jefferies. Time to take away the keys.

An hour and forty minute representation of the Paradox of Tolerance. And, oh boy, “why should I care” does some real heavy lifting for this group. youtu.be/2S-WJN3L5eo?...

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is this true? Are you proactively capitulating again? Campaigning to save Sesame Street seems like some low hanging fruit. But…since your special power seems to be not having a spine, this tracks. www.axios.com/2025/07/17/n...

ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻

Kudos to all members of the WSJ team who resisted legal threats from the president to do journalism about the president.

www.cnn.com/2025/07/17/m... Because @roadshowpbs.bsky.social did not appraise his gold toilet. “They were very unfair! When you paint a porcelain toilet gold, it is automatically gold and should be valued like gold. Total fake appraisal!”

Correction. “Americans were taxed $25 Billion from tariffs last month! Enjoy! Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

Keep it up!

This is why Doge was so hell bent on getting IRS data. They are using tax collection data to track down people who are not trying hide. Finding MS 13 is hard.

These devils got to go and I hope they waited them out. Come up here and get me. FUCK ICE 🧊

Between Covid failures, USAID purges, and Kennedy, how many people will die because of Donald Trump?

@aoc.bsky.social you didn’t have to censor yourself. “These two huge assholes” would have been perfectly fine.

Choose your Fascist! Finish Him!

Couldn't agree more with this. It's jaw-dropping to see the patty cake people are playing with him after what was a full constitutional assault that, oh by the way, is almost certainly going to lead to tens of thousands of people in the global south dying needlessly.

Rapists helping rapists. MAGA!

As a native Chicagoan, I am a bit disappointed he did not take the name Pope Ditka.

Why hasn’t DOGE looked for savings from NASA? Seems like a lot of fat to be trimmed. I wonder why they haven’t touched it.

Why bother even meeting him at the airport? Tell him to take an Uber and call you when he gets to the hotel. Maybe Canada can meet for coffee, but they have a tight schedule. So do your thing while you are here lil’ Marco and Canada will try and connect while you’re in town.

@schumer.senate.gov what is the process for removing a Minority Leader in the U.S. Senate? Asking for a friend.

Donald Trump is raising taxes on the American Consumer because he doesn’t like the trade deal signed by…checks notes…Donald Trump

"Tariffs are a tax cut for the American people" -- Karoline Leavitt turns reality upside down, then gets mad at an AP reporter after he pushes back

The opposite of “woke” is bigotry. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

Ask your MAGA neighbor if they would like to visit the local school and explain to children why they need to give up their free lunch so Elon can get a tax cut.