mdotsims.bsky.social

“mom what do you love about me?” [pulling out her phone] “lol idk let’s find out”

Michigan's defense has held all 7 opponents to 20 points or fewer. Since 2014, FBS teams that do that win 87% of the time. Michigan is 4-3. Jason Beck has to go. Now. Here's the data. 🧵

It'd be hilarious if JJ winds up being good with the Giants while the Vikings offense continues to waste Bryan Flores's defense

People are caping for Jason Beck, meanwhile I'm over here lusting after Wisconsin's performance against USC

We are wasting a championship caliber defense for a backyard football coordinator

Let Tony Alford call plays forgodsakes

1 quarter in and it looks like the OC is the problem, not the QB

I'd have brought Bouaddi on over McAidoo but 🤷‍♂️

I'm pretty sure Davis Warren was our 5th string QB last year behind Mikey Keene, Jake Garcia, Jadyn Davis, and Bryce. He just had his 3rd 300 yard game this year for Stanford while Michigan is turning to a true freshman to save their $3M/year offensive coordinator's job. I love it here

I've been thinking about the Musk doc where Kara Swisher says she called someone in the Biden administration for leaving Elon out of its EV summit because he's anti-union. It just rubbed me the wrong way that she framed the president as being in the wrong and not the anti-union billionaire fraud.

I don't get why people on here are so nice to journalists/pundits/outlets who get things wrong, so I'm encouraged by folks calling out the Times for getting the whole "Elon isn't a conservative and is leaving politics" stories wrong

Wait, Man U lost 4-1 to who?

Saw Musk today. I think it's the scariest movie of the year.

Bruh

Looking forward to BYU getting the same treatment Michigan got for stealing a game with a second on the clock (in addition to the missed PI)

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

I wonder if Marcus Freeman wears a du-rag. The hairline and waves are on another level

In preparation for the 24-team playoff this week all top 24 teams have elected to lose

SEC, it just means more losing

Okay Tommy Carr

Chris Bracy is having a game

I hope Rich Rod coaches West Virginia forever. Their brand of chaos >>>

I know I'm a few seasons late, but why did Liverpool let Luis Diaz go again?

Republicans Don’t Know Ball Update: A hockey blogger asked the two Michigan Senate candidates for statements on the Red Wings. Rogers: blah blah Michigan loves the Red Wings El-Sayed: angry rant about how the cheap owners MUST pay Detroit’s young star defenseman octopusthrower.com/what-each-mi...

Why were all NFL jersey's fire in the 80s?

Meta has censored more than 1,000 pro-Lula accounts during the Brazilian Presidential Election. Evidence shows that the social media giant clearly interfered in the election. paydayreport.com/meta-censors...

For the cup of Christ LA, use a spy!

Minkah Fitzpatrick 😖

I ask again, why are national Dems letting Elon "quietly" fund these races? We have two test cases. 2024 when Dems didn't make his money an issue. And 2025 Wisconsin, where they did. Guess which time they won by double digits?

somewhere his wife is like “wait what”

Rolled credits and got the platinum on Wolverine. It's a lot of fun for what it is. Loved how good the combat felt even if it was on the simpler side. Troy Baker is great as Nathaniel Essex. Same for Brett Gipson's Sabretooth. Now I want DLC and/or a full on X-Men game before I turn 40.

Made the mistake of dithering around in Control before Resonant comes out. I remember liking it but not enough to go back and do a lot of the side content. Just did the Alan Wake side quest and I'm hooked.

I stand by this

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

Is America great again yet? #StillWaiting

LMAOOOOOOO

It’s remarkable how certain politicians are that they’ll be remembered by a few quotes they gave rather than what they did with the power of their office.

Yeahhhh Wolverine is fun as hell. Idk what people are talking about

“I’m not voting for anyone because I oppose genocide.” Guess what, no you don’t.

Burry: