Queernan the Barbarian

Most Bluesky take of all time

We, internationally, need to do exactly what the Brazilians did and lead by example with: 1) Block all far right figures/accounts 2) Never share a far right account even to dunk on them 3) Never reply to a far right account even to dunk on them Completely cut their algorithmic advantage

Just unenrolled from my shitty work place insurance. $60/wk AND a $2000 deductible? I would have to be a sickly Victorian child for that to be worth it. Thanks I'll pay out of pocket for the like one time I go to the doctor per year.

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Yeah big dawg we're not gonna read all that but that's really cool or I'm sorry that happened

Sir Mix-a-Lot laid eyes on this tape and was driven to poetry in absolute rage

Read theory! Here's a bunch of PDFs for y'all

Mother fucking LEG DAY

Mercutio. My favorite Shakespeare character was, first of all, wasted on one of my least favorite of the Bard's plays, and also killed off way too soon.

I ask myself a lot about how we're losing to people who watch Tik Tok videos about how ionic foot baths cure ebola.

Grease stain at work that looks like a velociraptor

Duck Hunt/Mario Bros split cartridge. That was my first game but I wound up being more of a Sega Genesis kid

Another fantastic loaf of bread from yours truly. I did a tang zhong this time

In the comments of a post about which books are red flags for men. Next time you come for me like that, send a clown car!

I think it's both sides of the equation. Wages have not increased as much as profits have, AND they took Home Ec out of schools and parents don't teach their kids how to be smart with money. Plus sort of a cultural "lifestyle creep" brought on by media

Southern Appalachian here. Home stills are so common that it's almost impossible to enforce the law anyway.

We're not at a full crisis point yet, but we're starting to lose "the generation that got the Good LSD" like we lost the WWII generation

Back in my day we used to eat ice cream out of toilet paper rolls! I still love these

Hey dude, Greasy Pete is the crookedest litigator in the tri-county area. He drives a PT Cruiser and does not know what dental floss is. The other day I saw him get down on all fours and chase a stray cat. He ripped that poor cat to ribbons with his teeth. And you know what? He's drowning in pussy!

Far larm

I would spend $30k on a down payment on a house and start building equity instead of fattening my landlord every month. It's only not life changing unless you're already well off or just stupid as hell with money.

Public reminder that @bsky.app doesn’t let you talk about the Epstein Files. They unbanned my account but are hiding it as “spam” @moderation.bsky.app

Balthier. 🏴‍☠️ [2021]. #FFXII #FF12. Shop: vhyrel.com

I would like to apologize to all the tin foil hat wearers. Reptilians are absolutely running the government

The Easter Bunny isn't the only one "coming" this year

Me

This un's next. It's in a trash bag with Easy Off oven cleaner. I do a bit of this method and a bit of electrolysis, whatever I think will work best for the pan.

I cleaned and seasoned this skillet. Wish I'd taken a before pic. It's 12" and weighs 8lbs 10oz, approximately. I was eyeballing a mechanical bathroom scale so gimme some wiggle room. I gooped the oil a little in one spot apparently but the photo makes it look worse than it is.

Instant pot. I probably cook half my meals in that thing

Going to a wedding. Can't find my belt so y'all will just have to deal

Cowbeep Bopboy

I just finished my medical billing course!

Big K.R.I.T.

I'm too lowbrow to send dick pics. Mine are shlong shots

Through the fire To the window, to the wall For a chance to be with you Til the sweat drip down my balls -Chaka Jon