Mega Manlet

Back in the day you could look at the internet for up to an hour without getting mad.

The guy that preaches at Jim Henson's church? Oh you mean the pastor of muppets.

This gets me every time

Dogs having a rap battle? You mean disembarking.

Ronaldo McDonaldo 🍔🍟🥤

Certain kinds of smart people tend to have a "sexy apocalypse" problem when it comes to thinking about risk. E.g. skynet turning everyone in paperclips, while bad, is also *kind of cool and fun* at the same time. Where the reality is that most actual disasters are both stupid and disappointing.

A pilot that gets drunk while working, you mean a flying saucer?

The Epic of GilgaMech

lizard is short for Elizardbeth

Hey ChatGPT

Did anyone ever explain to Thanos the rule of 72?

Sixpence None the Richard

Look at these goofballs already trying to kneecap the momentum.

Gary, Indiana is 76% Black.

I will never get over how much this guy looks like a Bluey version of Matthew Rhys

In life you get one head, take care of it!

56k? Is that what the kids mean when they say dad baud?

Reduced fart milk would be better but what do I know

My neighbor told me progressives keep eating centrist candidates in primaries and so I asked how much his centrist PACs are spending and he said oh just a couple dozen mil every primary so I said it sounds like he's just feeding billions to broadcast TV networks and then his daughter started crying.

I should get a dollar every time I hold a fart in

Crab rangoon? You mean Jimothy?

Imagine having explosive constipation

1 Miley Cyrus is equal to approximately 1.6 Kilometery Cyrus

[yoda walking into the auditorium at a middle school dance] begun the cologne wars have

This is how your email finds me

We unknowingly munch on the same fry until our lips touch Lady and the Tramp style

I remember reading articles ~10 years ago a about using arrays of wind turbines to blunt hurricane winds and lessen storm surge. Hopefully coastal areas can still make use of that.

lolll

stay creative. after Baby Beluga (1980) 🐳, I didn’t worry about how I would top that.. just kept growing as a person and musically. 14 years later came Bananaphone! 🍌 and 32 years after that, Penny Penguin. 🐧

After seeing this I had to call my mom and thank her for the Ghostbusters costume she made me when I was little. She hand drew a patch with the ghost with the 🚫, sewed it to a tiny pair of coveralls, my dad put an old backpack in a cardboard box painted silver complete with a blaster. Fun times. 👻

Being on day three of scouring computer forums and finding somebody who had your same problem but eventually gave up is like seeing a dead body on Everest

I feel sorry for this guy. Potato salad is one of life's simplest pleasures and he is incapable of enjoying it.

Close second is damming a creek

Destiny? Sorry don't have one. I have a destouty.

🔊Cease your doomscrolling & start sky-surfing across @vrubinobs.bsky.social new "ocean of stars"! Behind all those sparkles are magical swirling galaxies & I've been having such a lovely time zooming in on them. I think you should too (slow to load but worth the wait) 🤗 🔭 🧪 👉 skyviewer.app/explorer

all three stars together

Bobcat is short for Robertcatherine

Captcha: Are you alone? Me: Uh. Yeah. Captcha: Kiss all the squares with butts in them. Me: What?! Captcha: You heard me. Me: [leans in to kiss the squares with butts in them] Captcha: LMFAO OMG I can't believe you did that

Fuck around, fond ant