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Water is necessary to life. The @wsj.com is owned by Rupert Murdoch, and therefore a force of evil.

Once again, I beg of you to fuck off

Am i breathing too much too?

"Save the Air for Us – the science behind why you should be taking shallower breaths"

Are you fucking nuts?

You don't need to make reading the fascist Wall Street Journal a part-time job since any of it doesn't have any real benefit.

oxente

Well, you might not be getting enough B vitamins, but that's another discussion.

Oh fuck all the way off you ghouls

I see through you, everyone should drink as much as they want.

Omg put down your pen and think about what lead you to this point.

Y'all remember when you were a News Paper?

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who in the hell wakes up in the morning and chooses violence against drinking water

How about we drink more water and you eat more shit

Ah touche

Heckuva pitch from a newspaper owned by a guy who wants to steal all the water.

shut the fuck up

"Stupid, selfish Americans. Don't you care at ALL about the needs of our darling data centers? Your sacrifice will help them flourish. If you collapse from dehydration, oh well. The data centers are our priority."

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News

The like to quote re-post ratio on this is hilarious Also aren't most people specifically not drinking ENOUGH water?? Most of us should be drinking more.

WSJ - Hydrate data centers instead.

More like murikka ditch the fucking super big gulps, you're obese enough

You don't need to make breathing air a part-time job since too much of it takes it away from us you peons.

It is fine if you don't need to drink water, but we humans need water to live; please, if you don't consider it necessary, do not touch it.

All the ink you've spilled bashing Europe, and this is the most European take ever given that they look at you like you have stage 4 cancer if you ask for water at a restaurant.

Did Immortan Joe write this

You should hire a writer.

Water toxicity is a thing, but you'd have to make a concerted effort to hit that point (see "hold your wee for a wii" contest incident). And yeah, 'drinking only to quench thirst' is how you end up with shit like heat-stroke.

The day I rely on Wall Street Journal for my water intake advice is the day pigs fly, Hell freezes over, there's snow in August, a Reform Party member has a salient point and Donald J. Trump utters anything other than unintelligible nonsense you utter hacks of a newspaper outlet.

The WSJ should investigate if Sumathi Reddy, the person who wrote this, got any money from Dasani

"Stop complaining about the tech broligarchy depleting and polluting your communities' drinking water. You don't need it. Folks like Murdoch, Ellison, Musk and Bezos will happily let you drink their piss when they've finally reduced you to fungible cattle who must choose btwn serfdom or starvation."

WSJ, are you perhaps familiar with this think called hydration?

shut da fuck up

@heathenqueen.blacksky.app

Sure, you'll fight in the water wars soon but it won't be for you to drink but so that the oligarchs can replace your jobs with AI & generate AI CSAM.

we can go without water, so can the AI Datacenters.

Sounds like a water scarcity issue is on the horizon

Rupert Murdoch rag thinks you shouldn’t have water. On brand.

bsky.app/profile/kash...

Your paper doesn't bring any health benefit. Just the opposite in fact. You should burn it down.

I *will* say that when I started aiming to drink 40 oz per day, my habitual nighttime leg cramps pretty much stopped. WSJ can go fuck off with that stuff, but they were already fucked off so 🤷🏻‍♀️

The fuck

Andy Rooney type shit

“Oh shit they got sink plant? Why don’t I have sink plant?”

FUCK THAT reverse psychology!! Hydrate or DIEDRATE check @viciousshadi.bsky.social / @gdbee.bsky.social / @krookedglasses.bsky.social !!

Do you think drinking less than a few gallons of water a day means dehydration

They are opposed to shade for farm workers too

A few months back I acquired a Campylobacter infection. Due to the nausea, I was unable to eat for 8 days. I am diabetic so I monitored my blood sugar levels - my BS dropped to around a healthy 100mg/dL & stayed there. 8 days without food did not seem to inconvenience my body in the slightest.

this reply went to the WRONG comment but I'm leaving it. HUMAN mistake

Yeah a lot of us eat more food than is necessary and we should portion control.

Don't drink water eat cake

Overeating and hyperventilation are also not healthy

thanks guys this is really good stuff. keep doing stuff of this nature plz

this is giving <<<data center>>>

What does that have to do with this article or with datacenters? The argument here is not that people don't need water to live

“You should die of thirst, actually” is my new favorite thing a newspaper has said.

wall street journal doesnt need to exist

did water write this?

Ditch the Wretched Excess. You’ve billionaires enough.

Oh fuck right off assholes

This is extremely stupid, even for you

WSJ can easily go F themselves. Water is for humans, animals, the planet. Not for data centres.

Valuable water needed for data centers - not for humans who will become obsolete

The technofascist bros have spoken: data centers are superior to humans!

"Oxygen? This dangerous substance RUSTS IRON" —@wsj.com

This is nothing but clickbait. The article is completely unrelated to the title and simply states the obvious: Drink water for your health.

Save it for the data centers, right, Rupert?

Fuck you

Using AI

This has got to be the stupidest most insulting of our intelligence post yet . If you want to post something this dumb (dumb w/a ‘B’ 🤣) where you can take advantage of the ignorant this site ain’t it. Go to the Nazi portal fmly Twatter or lies antisocial to get that and more . Idiots. @wsj.com

Can I keep the 40 oz malt liquor?

You're very stupid and you get paid. Ugh

You guys should be more afraid of writing this kind of shit

Fuck you.

Or, I don't listen to a newspaper about my water needs when I have a perfectly good medical team. 🤨 Food for thought (while we're still allowed food)

Despite all the -ve comments, the comment is 100% true. Too much water can be damaging & downing more than 3 litres at a time can be fatal! The usa principle that "if a little of something is good for you, then a mega dose must be even better" is complete idiocy put about by ignorant morons.

I can once you retape mine 😂

ok i get it. thank you!

They need to make sure not to become addicted to water.

Oh, I thought we were only doing the Brawndo bit ironically. "You don’t need to make drinking water a part-time job since too much of it doesn’t have any real health benefit."

First time I've ever seen WSJ give health advice and it's

"Please save some water for data centers! 😢"

I want to make a joke about how far the right has gone down anti-fact rabbit holes, but they freaked out about Michelle Obama telling kids to drink water all the way back in the Year Of Our Lord 2013.

A bucketful of water once a week. Trying to decide if they're trying out new messaging for "the masses" to reduce our use of water, free more up for data centers

What the fuck

@cumade.bsky.social

POV: Data center

Trying to save us from the vitamin D+? You know that's just a tv show, right?

We don't need to make building guillotines a part-time job either but elites saying shit like this without a shred of irony makes it an attractive business model.

If I were the author’s mother, I’d be right to be disappointed in them.

“Too much” is already defined as an amount of water that doesn’t have a benefit. There is zero useful information here even if you haven’t been to med school. Which I don’t recommend btw

Paywalled, but I am certain that the needs of people with chronic kidney disease are not covered.

what in the goddamn

Fuck off

black mirror? nah, we're on the Fury Road, now

About halfway down probly

Fury road.

Insanity. Next you'll deny the benefits of sunshine and clean air.

Only problem with this comic is that chatbox shills always dress dawn to look cool, like a 35 year old youth pastor who marries an 18 year old and it turns out he's been raping her since she was 12

well when you put it that way...

what's really more valuable though, one more day of your life, or getting an inaccurate answer to "how many regular hot dogs would actually fit in the Weinermobile"? Think about it!