25A 2 86 47 💯!

Do you disavow the Grimm Brotherhood? Do you disavow the Karamazov Brotherhood? Do you disavow the Hanson Brotherhood? So many brotherhoods to disavow, so little time.

Ruin a book by adding a word: Infinite Jesters

i wonder how much the govt paid trump for the use of his ads. they weren’t produced at govt expense, just aired. but govt would have needed the rights so something must have been signed to allow their use. and i don’t see trump doing that for nothing when he’s on both sides of the deal.

i’m already really annoyed by the new Biberty commercial

so basically an armory filled with explosive drones, ammunition and other weapons built in a public traffic circle in the country’s capital an arch no one will be allowed to walk under/near because it needs a military fighting force for 24/7 protection against, i dunno, supervillains what next?

“cutting off your nose to spite your face” is too mild a description but i can’t come up with one, they all turn out gross. got something better?

I say Trump can build his Triumphal Arch as soon as he triumphs in his war with Iran.

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle. (i’m staying with the italian theme…)

childhood joke: why do (insert preferred ethnic group here) have green hair?

trump f’s up everything he touches

Trump just met with an election denier and convicted felon in the Oval Office and so did Tina Peters.

The MOCA isn’t sufficient to diagnose what’s wrong with Trump’s mental acuity.

Donald Trump is almost always the ‘some’ in “some say…”

mi esposa came back from food shopping. said there was only one package of ground turkey available. plenty of beef tho families are substituting that’s where we’re at now in the economy

The Legend of Bagman Vance.

if trump thought that avoiding contracting an STD was his personal Vietnam, just wait til this whole Iran thing shakes out

isn’t ’unconditional surrender’ what russia wants from Ukraine? That was supposed to be a ‘special military operation’ that lasted only a few days. Trump said he would end that war in 24 hours and here we are more than a year later. who knows how long the war he started will go on?

11 ways Trump/MAGA is like Iran/Islam, and the last two are shocking!

Trump is still in line to win the FIFA Peace Prize for 2026. He would be the first person to win the prize two years in a row.

(an old joke that doesn’t work anymore) at the republican convention a young boy was selling “republican” puppies. two weeks later he was at the democratic convention selling “democrat” pups. man walks up. “ain’t those the same pups as before?” “yessir. but now their eyes are open.”

ohmfg

this is the America i grew up in 👇

Almost virtual split screen of good versus evil.

it’s the ‘train of thought’ presidency. i think everything he says either just popped into his head with no thought behind it or has been rattling around there forever. i think “no force to take Greenland/Iceland” just slippped out and everyone is taking it as a nuanced, well-thought decision.

The 5,000 Fingers Of Dr Grinch

and whatnot. amirite, @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social ?

He's making a list and bombing them twice.

Jimmie Fallon: “Try to see the (White House Christmas) tree if you can ‘cuz in a month it’ll be tossed to the curb along with Pete Hegseth.”

writers amaze me. as an older american i received a decent education and i have strong language skills. my duties as a DoD engineer included writing, reviewing, editing tech documents. professional authors and writers show dedication and talent i can only imagine. unless it’s the drugs.

I’m “non-compatible with Western Civilization.” and proud of it.

I appreciate Variety’s boldness here but there’s no way the Paris Hilton sex tape should be at number 1

“… did I miss anything? I still have characters left.” 🤌

i did that yesterday

Trump: "I am recommending to Senate Republicans that the Hundreds of Billions of Dollars currently being sent to money sucking Insurance Companies in order to save the bad Healthcare provided by ObamaCare, BE SENT DIRECTLY TO THE PEOPLE SO THAT THEY CAN PURCHASE THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, HEALTHCARE."

apple.news/ArapQTbe8SL-... F Bessent! lots of people wanted it! it was limited to certain types of income or something. i would have been eligible in 2025. now i’m stuck with f’ing Intuit! such a waste of sunk capital to dump it.

You leak covert CIA ops, criminal probes, and Signal chats, but your healthcare plan is close hold?

Tom Leykis blocked me. It’s my first block! I feel like I’ve made it!! Tom posted that the short term loss of SNAP wasn’t that bad cuz when his dad cut off his grocery money in college he started scamming his way into local events and stuffing his pockets with food. Then defended his remarks to me.

didn’t realize til i was almost 70 what a hunk i must be. I never knew. so many young, pretty women liking my posts and following me! it seems the more i post the more that follow. some of them even chat me up! i guess it’s true… Old Guys Rule!

NEW: There’s a disaster unfolding in Alaska right now. And no major network is covering it. The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait. At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.

and GOP pols who voted against it will take credit in front of their constituents for all the money flowing into the state.

Me too

It turns out that the audience of one is much less influential than Sinclair’s viewing audience. Many pundits/politicians said that canceling Kimmel was a business decision, but it seems the real business decision was bringing him back.

Chrump is only interested in backing a winner. If he thinks Russia is going to win, he backs Putin. Now if he thinks Ukraine has the advantage he’ll back Zelenskyy. But he’s very good at predicting things, I’ve heard.

don’t get me started on the $200M for a ballroom that everyone since Andrew Jackson and his horse have been clamoring for.

The focus has shifted from mainly racial discrimination of all types to employment discrimination against American citizens by employers hiring H1-B visa immigrants. Tariffs kill available jobs and lead to layoffs, so more Americans feel damaged to seek relief. All the policies work together.