Michael Kidd

"Jazz is the big brother of Revolution. Revolution follows it around". -Miles

Katie Zacharia is out after five days as White House Press Secretary. Condolences to @scaramucci.bsky.social, you had a good run holding the record.

Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 

For anyone who needs a laugh today… This may be the most Canadian response to cross-border wildfire complaints I’ve ever read Apparently all we need to do is 🍁 Rake the forest 🍁 Vacuum the wilderness 🍁 Tell the smoke to stay in Canada Problem solved 😂🇨🇦 #Canada #Humour #SheShed #ViVaHerAlliance

Donald Trump is the weakest president we’ve ever had. Imagine the level of insecurity a person would need to have to act in this shameful narcissistic way.

Once again Trump tried to stay in the team celebration with the winning team and had to be ushered aside. What an absolute prick! He’s so embarrassing. #WorldCup

Argentina lost and Trump is getting booed loudly. This has been a great day!

HELL YES!!!! 1-0 Spain!!! #WorldCup

Argentina are such bitches. #WorldCup

I can’t even watch the World Cup Final without seeing his stupid fucking face! Can’t his arteries just clog already?

Rough numbers for the republican brain trust. Canada has 1.16 million square miles of boreal forest, with 10,000 people working to clean the bush it would take 635-1270 years according to AI, so trump and his cronies BS about cleaning the bush is as stupid as they are. Play with the numbers.

ICE killed a Colombian man. He was legally authorized to work. His wife and 3-year-old daughter were in the car when ICE fired at least 5 times. He was not their target. Agents wore no body cameras. This is fascism. Prepare: PAXIS.app Keep it free: GoFundMe.com/PAXIS

Susan Collins must be very concerned about this happening in her own state so close to the election.

Is the FBI… A. Trying to help Kash Patel avoid embarrassment after he stupidly said the FBI was assisting local authorities investigate Graham’s death. B. Cleaning Graham’s place out of materials that could embarrass Donald Trump. C. Deleting Graham’s Grindr account. D. All of the above.

Why is the FBI searching Lindsey Graham’s house?

Lindsey Graham spoke to his old friend Mitch McConnell today for about 20 minutes. They spoke about the insane heatwave where they are.

About fucking time.

Here’s the thing they can’t quite bring themselves to say out loud, because saying it out loud would require admitting what they actually did: they didn’t vote for lower egg prices, although that’s the cover story most of them have settled on by now. www.msn.com/en-ca/news/w...?

HOT TAKE: France, good at soccer

Maine deserves a senator with the courage to fight to stop ICE from terrorizing our neighbors, pass Medicare for All, and ban billionaires from buying our elections versus one who is merely ‘concerned’ while it all happens.

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

This is as real as Mitch McConnell’s pulse.

Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.

Platner is another arrogant entitled selfish man who wanted political power more than he wanted to build a better country. Shame on Maine voters who said scandal after scandal, that there wouldn’t be nothing worse coming to light. You gambled on our republic and lost.

Should have happened months ago.

I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.

Donald Trump would rather have people struggle to keep a roof over their’s and their family’s heads, than let them vote. The democrats should already have had a rapid response of election ads based on that incontrovertible fact. This man is giving them the nails and the planks, crucify him already.

Congratulations to the USA for beating Australia in the World Cup today… and congratulations to Australian fans for delivering the political commentary.

This made my day

apple.news/AzOU1JJzdToG... The conditions of our surrender are taking shape. Donald Trump is a fucking moron. This is what happens when we exalt ignorance, and vote for ignorant men.

Having a French 75 to celebrate that goal by Mbappe! #WorldCup

BREAKING: Trump calls off fake assassination attempt tonight due to weather.

Hoping for the worst possible thunderstorm in D.C. tonight.

The last time the Knicks won it all, the president resigned the following year. Just saying.

Incredible line from a grand juror in the Broadview 6 case, who had just asked the prosecutors why they get "unlimited tries" to indict people they don't want to indict: "I heard this case like last week and I thought it was a crock of shit then and I still think it is."

I'm hoping the Knicks game ends with a score of 86-47

ICYMI GIFT link.

And I have a new favorite word.

You need to read Mamdani’s “Mayor’s Order” repealing kids’ bedtime so they can watch the Knicks in the final. This is how to do politics with joy.

Oliver Darcy got the audio of the heated 60 Minutes meeting where Scott Pelley dressed Nick Bilton down! "You know what was rude? Black Thursday. That was the absolute definition of rudeness. Telling Tanya Simon she had to be out of here at five o'clock." www.status.news/p/scott-pell...

I was at Lafayette Square 6 years ago when peaceful protesters were gassed so that Donald Trump could be photographed, awkwardly holding a book for the first time in his life. We all know what this is to be used for.

I agree with this guy most of the time, but this is simply a bad take. What differentiates you from MAGA if you believe this? Go listen to Bill Cassidy’s concession speech. That’s the way. Fuck this.

CBS backlash has pushed Colbert to 2.70 million viewers. Weiss is now faced with canceling the MOST WATCHED PROGRAM in the late-night time slot. Fire her - keep Colbert is the answer.

This is comical…

Donald J Trump on his way to China said China's leader is great cuz he rules with an iron fist… Meanwhile, China's leader supports Iran with missiles to kill Americans with. Trump really cares, huh?!

TACO Tuesday.

@michaelfanone.bsky.social recognizesd you when I saw you at the O’s Game tonight. Democracy and Orioles baseball are things I value. Fucking appreciate you, my guy.

Vatican State.