Michael F

Once again I would love for the Democratic party to articulate a long term plan beyond "hide under some coats until he dies and hope everything turns out ok"

holy shit this sucks

There is truly nothing you could do to make fun of the NYT covering the Obama Cheesecake Factory quip instead of Trump being accused of rape. It’s completely beyond parody.

i am inviting anyone from a legacy media organization to explain to me why the house judiciary dems report on trump’s epstein’s ties and multiple allegations of rape isn’t worthy of extensively reporting on. i’m serious. i want to understand.

The only reason I can think of for this news not being absolutely everywhere is that large media orgs don’t want to be seen as putting their thumbs on the scales a week before election day. And that’s cowardly as shit.

You could give Boston a team, just saying we're used to working out logistics of deep playoff runs

the biggest presidential scandal in history but the political media largely acts as if it's not happening. hasan piker has received more mainstream political media coverage over the last 6 months than trump's connections with epstein has

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

can somebody explain the ridiculous system in brazil to me where every vote counts the same and the backwards rural states don't get extra clout because of an electoral college

When he asks who a reporter is they should say they're the giraffe from the IQ test and it hurts their feelings that he doesn't recognize them

Is there a long German word for "you see a link to an article that looks interesting and you want to read it but the link goes to a podcast and so you'll never know"

How do i rid myself of the vibe that says "go ahead and talk on your cell phone next to me on the train, I'm not the kind of person who will snap"

I love this and I love that nobody tried to make her shut the window so they could watch a Friends rerun

i thought kanter wanted to use she/her because she was taking this all so very seriously

"Look how they massacred my boy" is an iconic line spoken by Vito Corleone (played by Marlon Brando) in the 1972 crime film The Godfather. He says it while grieving over the bullet-riddled body of his oldest son, Sonny Corleone and asks the mortician to make him look presentable for his mother.

Why didn’t she go to the police? No, not like that!

by just singing the line "bullet the blue sky" over and over sans context

So curious what all these people on the train are taking with them in their backpacks...I am just going to work for the day but it seems like everyone else is on their way to hike across Tajikistan and is bringing all their supplies from the beginning

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

Omw in to see the Nathan fielder movie, pray for me

Obviously the Amsterdam Poezenboot

Opening day starting at 3:00 on a Tuesday is the first time in forever I wish I had one of those jobs that was all emails and I could be dead for three days before anyone noticed

Ayanna Pressley speaking live in Boston about her HELL NO vote on Question 3.

Making myself angry for no reason at all remembering the American transit planner that went to Amsterdam and was appalled at how little stakeholder engagement they did in favor of actually building shit.

The press release said, "we spent months confirming that the toddler was black and the cop was white so what the hell did you expect"

why the christ am I seeing james carvilles name today, did he threaten to leave the democratic party for the one millionth time

I would give up ChatGPT in exchange for a single Frito

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

Bruh

schumers silence on omar is fucking enraging, he needs to go

remember when we were like, russia owns this guy 100%, and then he said no, and everyone just was ok, we'll drop it

Celtics: roll out the g league 2nd unit against the Philly dream team and win the game ESPN: WATCH LEBRON DUNK

Asked and answered in 2015:

Me: oh this might be just enough time to catch my bus Mbta: we are going to sit outside each station, for some time

this is disqualifying for any leader of the democratic party, no matter how you look at it.

I hope one factor of what afterlife you get involves weighing how much time you spend waiting for people versus how much time you make other people wait for you

Do you need a nice little cry? Here you go.

Wow I was half convinced that the cops never even wrote down the drivers name

Many of us knew this from the start, yet you motherfuckers in the corporate media insisted on treating it as an existential crisis for the league bc it was doing numbers on the Nazi site that you still treat as the town square

Why was an incompetent driver out driving at night, is another question one could ask

Think about how little your representatives have said or done to defend their colleague Ilhan Omar. Now try to imagine how little they will do when it's our turn.

Trump spotlights clemens so here comes the once-respected globe to help with the redemption arc

I also often stop at an airport bar before flying overseas