Mick

"I shagged your sister last night, Mr Roy." "I don't have a sister." "I say, your brother's got nice legs."

I've seen a few posts about today being the anniversary of the beginning of the battle of Trafalgar. What I don't get is how are they so certain it started at exactly five past six?

Why do these people put themselves on telly? #GrumpyOldMan #ShoutingAtTheTelly #Dim

English fella on TV. Subject (he chose) sport. Name cities that have hosted football world cup finals? Dublin or London. He had no idea & guessed London. When the obvious about 1966 was pointed out he said those bloody words "before my time". Hitler was before my time but I know he was a cunt

'Surrey Gothic' no.4. 7"x7" billyorig. On sale TODAY 5:30pm for the Nostrano foodbank in Staines. £12 freepost. Via my etsy (linktr.ee/billyreevesok) Four companion pieces in total.

The Goldhawk is the stuff of top tier 60s mod legend. Home to the Action and The Who, it’s not really changed much. Always wanted to go inside so this is hugely exciting news all round. Tickets for the 100 Faces tomorrow.

I was going to send this to you @theacousticeggbox.bsky.social as I thought you'd be into it. I didn't send it because I'm a thick old bollix and I forgot. So - if you've not heard this version before - enjoy it Ian.

I've spent the day wallowing in the heady nostalgia of Snap! It reminded me that the messaging in 20 year old Weller's lyrics is timeless. Pick a song, almost any song from the tracklist and it's as relevant today as it was. Even Bruce's News Of The World flipped to Twitter or Smithers-Jones

I've been watching Bodkin. Two more episodes to go which I'm about to watch. Great stuff.

More of this I think

Hiii. I got made redundant over summer and job-hunting is SLOW so I'm very available for freelance work! Over the last 15-20 years I've done a tonne of podcasts, streams, video interviews, photos, written articles/reviews, and drone stuff. Proof that I don't suck: www.midnightcereal.com Thanks!

This horrible bastard at the end of the Star Trek closing credits. He's coming to get you. He is. And he'll suck your soul out of you. The fucker.

9 of England's current 11 are black. English black people. Representing England. On the world stage. Winning 7-0. Up yours Suella.

Just finished reading "Charlie's Good Tonight", the authorised biography on Charlie Watts. I could wax lyrical for ages, but I'm just going to call it an excellent book about a very special gentleman. Congratulations and thank you to author Paul Sexton

Good morning. 'Batman's aff his Nut' by Robert Florence.

To the French man on a boat on the River Seine in 1989, I apologise for vomiting in your hood. I hope you discovered it before you put your hood up.

Everyone's a bloody comedian 🙄

Fury v Joshua. My prediction: I predict the ringwalks are going to be absolutely bloody ridiculous.

Donald Trump demonstrating his football skills in China.

This duck is gonna mess you up.

Whenever I'm watching an old movie or TV show and there's an animal in it, I announce to the room, "that dog's dead now." I think my wife is gonna leave me

Whenever I see this wine I see purple tonic suits and parkas.

Awoken last night by a 'rona26 coughing fit I went downstairs and made this... oddly, not a feverish scribble but a portrait of two 1965 proper mods. On sale Fri (5.30pm) for the Nostrano Lounge community pantry, Staines £16, via my etsy. Freepost. Easy to frame (A4) and I didn't sneeze on it

Tony Cascarino appears to be morphing into Jack Duckworth.

Mike Batt being entirely correct. And he wrote all the songs for the Wombles who were fucking brilliant.

This is blatant discrimination. Totally unacceptable. What about the rockers?

I reckon there might be people who would read the comment on my little work calendar and say "Bravo" or "Gosh, how profound and wonderful", or some such other virtuous bollocks. I am sure as shit not one of them.

Just me and a cat run this whole thing. I design everything, answer the emails, pack the orders. Pete mostly supervises. So when you buy something from my shop, you're keeping a small studio going. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk

Dear St. Patrick. Can you come back for a bit. There's a big fucking orange snake we need you to get rid of.

Cage said the ground was gone in 60 seconds and left a kick-ass hole.

Send them an early Christmas Card. Send another one a week later. Keep doing it 😀 shop.rnli.org

[1980] 2 Tone Records - Nationwide reports on the Coventry based record label that is at the heart of the second wave of ska music, promoting groups like The Selecter and The Specials, bands who blend Jamaican rocksteady, ska and reggae with British punk.

Hey @ringo11lee.bsky.social - remember this mate? 11 years ago next week!

Be more like Louis.