GHOSTopher Bird

There is truly nothing you could do to make fun of the NYT covering the Obama Cheesecake Factory quip instead of Trump being accused of rape. It’s completely beyond parody.

You have to really, really, really fucking suck for your 8th grade teacher to come out and shame you like this. Damn.

LOL and, further to that, ROFL

There are excerpts on Goodreads and this lady shifts between verb tenses midsentence like she's Hunter S. Thompson on a bender except not because he could actually write coherently even when on said bender

If you donated to Josh Turek without realizing he was running on a federally funded trans healthcare coverage ban, you can request a refund of your donation here: help.actblue.com/hc/en-us/art...

But the fact is that modern liberal, center-left, and left political movements are *insufficiently* transnationalized — especially when compared to the transnational right. We are *behind* the curve. Our leaders are behind the curve.

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Just installed my 26-year-old copy of Word on a new desktop. I will never pay subscription fees for software I already paid for. I will go live in a shack in the woods first.

Omg no, he was so young. Damn. He was such a talented voice actor. It’s on the mind because I literally just watched it yesterday, but he got asked to do the taken monologue as porky pig and its a masterpiece

during the 2023 WGA strike. a real one.

Flavio has no real arguments worth making. He got his ass comprehensively kicked, he agreed with the voting time extension before he decided it was bad, and only about 40k votes were cast in the extension anyway. He's basically trying to get other people to do a January 6 for him.

Happy sports equinox day! Today is the only day this year that you can (try to) watch an NBA, NFL, MLB, NHL and WNBA game at the exact same time, or as I call it: The Sickos Challenge.

A Lula win is great news for those of us who enjoy breathing air, and will probably save several species from extinction

This has generated like 300 quoteskeets in twenty minutes because the yipes factor here is unparalleled

This is a little of column A, little of column B sort of deal. It was definitely not doing well at the box office and was going to face a pretty severe screen reduction regardless, but EVERY screen? Yeah you can call shenanigans there

There is a hella interesting comic to be written in the Duckverse where ducks are an oppressed class and Uncle Scrooge et al have to constantly overcome dogfaceman supremacy

Stuffing loot bags for my niece's 10th (!) birthday party and on seeing a llama sticker I said "yay! I'm a llama again!" and neither my niece or sister understood the reference so guess what WE'RE watching tonight

"I was a dumbass for X, Y, Z reasons. Material reality made me see the error of my ways" is actually incredibly uplifting stuff, especially from a 25 year old with a blue collar job and a HS diploma. He was a teenager during Trump 1

Calling a snap election when you don't need to do so for another two years and you're slightly behind in the polls is the sort of "gamble" DraftKings encourages you to take

"there are no bad ideas when you're brainstorming new ways to achieve your goals" *Marco Rubio tweets* "okay there is at least one bad idea"

Skeet timing serendipity accidentally creates the first interesting idea about the X-Men's Synch ever

When someone calls it the Great British Baking Show

A ton of good answers here, but the most consequential one is probably vaccines, which are so far above what they were fifty years ago they're barely the same thing

Just so everybody knows, this is from ten years ago. God knows how many more people have died the same way since then.

You’re gonna think you might know where this is going and then about halfway through you’ll learn you were Wrong

Pro tip: when you're full of horseshit, don't remind everyone of an infamous moment in the past when you were full of horseshit.

"Canada Strong"

Literally just the premise of a Dean Koontz novel

I had to go on Twitter to confirm this was real because Ship Awesome Games In A Weekend having a hand with six fingers was so on the nose I was about to pass out

"can't you just masturbate in private like a normal person"

Mark Carney just formed an AI Council meant to provide independent advice on Canada’s AI strategy—but nearly every appointee is entangled with private interests that want to use public money for a dangerous AI buildout. Marcus Werner breaks it down. youtube.com/shorts/vqaw5...