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If my thought-dreams could be seen, they’d probably put my head in a guillotine.

A perfect specimen of the kind of feckless gasbag who has risen to power in the Trump era.

"Isn't she a fresh person?" "Fresh"? Seriously?

Finished the second season last night of The Undeclared War on Peacock, and it seems like...um, the writers must have plagiarized their story from real life. apple.news/Azh6OpqmZTv6...

When the Democrats retake the House, all of that should happen--and Hakeem Jeffries, who met with this belly-crawler for no good reason, should NOT be the Speaker of the House. Hakeem Jeffries proved, when he met with Jared Kushner, that he fundamentally does not understand what his job is.

since California ballots are now out: prop 40 is the billionaire tax, and you should vote yes to stick it to them but both props 41 and 42 are designed to retroactively cancel the billionaire tax because they’re afraid they can’t beat it at the ballot box yes on 40, no on 41 and 42

Hang on Ukraine. Helps is on the way.

Why is Michael Tracy?

Combine 2 song titles to make a new song: You Make Me Feel So Young Dumb & Broke

Pass Medicare for All. Cradle to grave, it's there for you.

Watching the interviews this clown is giving on his book tour, I’m deeply impressed by his cowardice, his poor grasp of the responsibilities of his job, and the total absence of personal accountability his “insights” consistently betray. He has taken up space in the Senate for too long.

To say that this is “on the nose” is to understate the degree to which the cartilage, nostrils, and entire sinus cavity of the nation have been utterly crushed by the naked psychological debility of this desperately overmatched and insecure man.

When your policies need to be sane-washed by a guy with a squeegee and a bucket of day-old vomit.

Dude. "Take issue with the premise"? The president set "the premise." He called it a "ban on the free press." You need to sue your middle school debate coach for malpractice.

We do not even have decimal places on the sign to advertise a price this high. People have never seen anything like it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

People saying "transgender ideology" in 2026 sound like people saying "race-mixing ideology" in 1956, and their kids and grandkids will feel embarrassment at their feckless cowardice.

A literal old man literally shouting at literal clouds.

I don’t know. Germany’s Reichstag election might give 2024 a run for its money.

Moxon is brilliant here. Consciously or not, he's advancing a very productive understanding of politics as rhetoric. Today the word rhetoric is usually meant pejoratively as mere verbal ornamentation or bs. But behind the word lies a 2,500 year-old discipline dedicated to the art of persuasion.

Hakeem Jeffries should never again be chosen to serve in a leadership position. He should just resign now. By meeting with Jared Kushner, he demonstrated a fundamental misunderstanding as to what his job is as minority leader.

"Personally, I prefer my wolves in wolves' clothing..."

I believe that’s exactly what I’m doing.

#Philly #Philadelphia #Peale How it started How it's going

This nimnongle says his his wordlings bad in the press conferations. This murrit-biased job-choosing practiculations needs a looksee.

Just fuck this guy

Tell me again about how Land Acknowledgements are woke and dumb

READ: If you read (& perhaps clutched your pearls over) that Tyler Austin Harper piece in The Atlantic about DEI and Bates College, then I hope you’ll have the integrity to read this rejoinder by Andrew Baker, a Black male professor who preceded Harper at Bates. open.substack.com/pub/thedrift...

I heard Maggie Haberman refer to Natalie as Trump’s binky. For which Haberman deserves Pulitzer.

Concern radiating off the Senator like the smell of a TGIFriday’s fajita.

I just want to say that “I don’t think we win by selling people out” is a marvelous thing to say, and I admire James Talarico for saying it just now.

when you make me president in 28 im going to go to alabama and be like “how would you like it if i cut off your medicaid or sent the secret police here to execute you in the streets? anyway, heres a billion dollars for rural internet, have fun watching your gop politicians funnel it to brett favre”

I feel like you could run a saw-scaled viper against this man, and all you’d need to spend would be the cost of the snake’s travel cage to win the Dem primary. He’s gotta be planning a party switch.

I bet the one sign said, “Fuck you, Andrew.”

Yeah but please let's not talk about primarying this troll under the bridge because people will think Dems are impolite to each other.

Ruin a book by adding a word: The Honda Odyssey

Freddie Freeman succumbs to the Trump curse. #Dodgers

Every time I see this Kennedy guy speaking in public, I think of how articulate and personable corn cobs seem if you really give them a chance.

Diarrhea of a Mad Housewife Basketball Diarrhea Bridge to Diarrhea

Graham Platner’s last act as a candidate will apparently be to show, once and for all, why he should never have been a candidate in the first place.

We live in an age when cowardly little bitches are ascendant.

Can we just agree that Ezra’s like the Broadway producer’s precocious nephew who gets to tap dance at the pretty parties because no one has the nerve not to clap? So tired of this guy.