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I think it's totally appropriate that they don't have to cover the biggest lying bullshit traitors in the country who will NEVER behave like they work for us.

JD's idea of a real news organization:

FUCK JD Vance!

What a terrible traitor he is.

It’s amusing to think JDVance would even know what a real news organization is.

And by real news organizations, he means state propaganda outlets

Within 2 years the USA will have become another North Korea.

Picks 92% out of his ass

They are all owned by billionaires anyway....so.....

Oh, go abuse a couch!

First Amendment as long as they agree with us 🤡🤡🤡🤡

Does he have any clue how ridiculous he sounds, defending the crazy?

Said just like a wholly owned subsidiary of the Kremlin.

So JD, no freedom of speech under you either? MAGA keeps taking our freedoms away. VOTE THEM OUT.

He is complicit for sure!

listening to a muddled-up Lame Duck is about as much fun to watch as a roll of toilet paper

Boot licker, couch f..ker wants the media to behave nice to the orange turd.

Hitler's right hand man,JD Heidrich

Ok Couch Fucker!!

Probably not a great thing that the Vice President of the United States doesn't understand the First Amendment.

Leaders who don’t behave like leaders need to be kicked out too

Who filmed this? Which outlet was it on?

Republicans lie. Media reports their direct quote. Media (sometimes) exposes the lie with cursory background research. Republicans declare anyone exposing their (now proven and obvious) lie to be “fake news”. Vance is, as always, vomiting nonsense.

Bootlicker tells news orgs to be bootlickers, or lose boot licking opportunities.

The penguin gets philosophical.

I take great comfort from the certainty that JD Vance will become irrelevant the moment Trump is no longer his protector and boss.

The Maybelline queen is justifyin’.

lol! If that!

So, who will the next Democrat VP candidate be?

"They said things we didn't like! It's fine to ban people when they don't kiss your ass!" - Dude who is almost certainly going to fall into the presidency when the current one finally dies.

“…By reporting only what we tell them to. Now THAT is real news.”

That’s why he putting snipers in the “Trump Arch.”

So it’s only free speech if you agree with everything they say and do

Fox News also left in solidarity, surprisingly enough. So I guess no one will be there.

Smarmy uncharismatic JD Vance will never be president. He is just making sure everyone knows it.

It’s most unfortunate that a media organization is giving you the time of day right now, JD Vacation, so you can look into their cameras and speak into their microphones and say your nonsense and your lies. It would be better for all of us if we ignored your propaganda.

Whatever asshole

How about some politicians that act like civil servants?

Every Republican is a traitor to our nation.

"behave"... dafuq!

Fuck another couch, Ass Beard.

Tick tock, motherfucker.

What a chode he is.

The next president needs to ban Fox and CBS.

Couch fucker hillbilly motherfucking ass. I cannot believe that he's possibly the front runner in 2028. Either him or fucking little Marco. Why do Americans pick idiots like this? Seriously, of course because it's America. Idiocracy was a real thing and Mike Judge was right.

So if you quit telling the truth about how ignorant and heinously corrupt our president is, you can come back.

Translation ~ They’re not going to get an office in the White House unless they start behaving like me and all the sycophants in Congress worshipping at Trump’s feet

JD , there is a difference between news organizations and propaganda dispersers

And so Exhibit Q is entered.

The "real news organizations" Trump wants.

The desires of trump et al. (unless they want to leak some stuff to the press): Behave yourselves! Shut up, piggy.

Can't wait for his 2028 campaign where he explains that was the JD Vance from the mirror universe who said all those crazy things.

Stooge

“Like PRAVADA used to be….”

Extend media ban to this clown

Jesus Christ with this Trumpian running a whole helicopter as a theatrical prop while pretending to have a credible take on ANYTHING.

As soon as this regime starts to behave like a government of the people and for the people.

Things a fascist would say

Keep digging, JD. That hole’s almost deep enough.

Fox News Washington Bureau Chief Bryan Boughton wrote in email to TV pool subscribers: effective today TV pool will not cover events designated as pool coverage of POTUS follows White House’s position preventing CNN from fulfilling assigned pool duties. There'll be no replacement pool put in place.

“Fake news” was never about accuracy. It was the excuse for 🍊💩’s censorship. JD Pance's stupid defense is becuz they won’t behave like 💩🍊's personal propaganda department. Translation: Report what we like, or lose your seat at the table. Right, kissAss, JD Pance?!🤬🇨🇦

Still all the personality of a crusted-up cum sock

Of course, these networks wouldn't be smeared with them "not behaving like real news organizations" if it wasn't for the fact that no one in this fascist regime is "behaving like real servants of the people."

The truth always has had a well-known liberal bias. While claiming the press is an enemy of the people has always had a well-known authoritarian bias.

@JDVance: When are you going to start acting like the Christian you claim you are? Truth is important, JD, and your leader wouldn’t know the truth if it bite him in his big fat ass.

maybe you could start acting like a real administration

It's not working, Just Dumb.....in fact, it's backfiring.

Fox News never behaved like real news. What's the difference? They lied about Dominion voting constantly & Dominion won a case against them. Sadly, Dominion Voting is now owned by a Drumpf supporter which seems to be another attempt to rig the election..

"No big deal. You just have to get out of my house." — Abuser

“Behave”?

Where you going JD (if that is really your name )? Is there an empty arena somewhere that you need to address?

👍

Yikes. Far-left propaganda. Ok, right. I mean, left. Whatever.

I guess they do not teach the constitution at ...*checks notes*... Yale Law School.

When is this idiot going to realize his political career is done. Him and Rubio need to start planning play dates.

Somebody should let couch boy know that he doesn’t get to determine what real News orgs look like

Total BS. They can’t deal with the truth.

JD wouldn’t know a “real news organization” if he saw one.

This a-hole again. He'll never be president. Hopefully not hold any office ever again. He can manage Thiel's money and tech malarkey from Argentina.

Okay so they’re banning Newsmax, Daily Caller, OAN and Fox too then?

Catholic Lite™ all the benefits but non of the pesky stuff like helping the poors

Or toilet paper

I’m not Catholic but went to Catholic schools all the way through college. JD is no Catholic.

He’s forming a committee to construct a corner, a stool and a dunce cap in the press room.

Fascist republican idea of a " real news organization"!

A real president! There has to be a lesson in here somewhere: Zelenskyy was a professional comedian and tRump a pretend business mogul. 🤔

If he wasn't such an evil f#ckup and criminal, I'd settle for him just acting like an adult. He behaves like a goddamned CHILD!

Are fucking tarmacs the only places these assholes can answer questions?

JD Vance hates the First Amendment.

Every day.

You mean like the ones who keep parroting his lies and never ever ask a critical question? That's not real news eyeliner boy...

We need Helen Thomas!

Typical abuser language

I'm not a far-left guy. I'm not against a republican in the White House. Just not Trump. But Vance, when he starts acting like Trump and saying stuff like this....nope, not him anymore.

Nobody respects 2nd chance Vance.

Careful what you wish for, JD.

Ohhhhhhhhh....That must be very fine print in the 1A.

If they will behave by telling the lies we want them to, we'll let them back in.

JD Vance is an execrable fuckhead. And it's hard to imagine a more morally bankrupt, complicit sellout than Usha Vance.

That means never question or check the lies.

This is going to be the most hamstrung presidential campaign in history. Mondale had it easy compared to Vance.

🥴 Like this one? bsky.app/profile/midd...

Anyone who thinks this puke is a viable alternative to Trump hasn’t been paying attention.

At a certain point we have to start to really question what on earth Yale Law is teaching in its Constitutional Law classes. I went to law school far less prestigious than Yale, yet they managed to teach us the First Amendment, something it seems Yale Law did not do for JD

“As a traitor to the 1A and the Constitution, and a full on bootlicking supporter of fascism, I think it’s totally appropriate.” Said the couch fucker.

Inspiring speech from a wannabe president, no? 😄😬

Eff that guy.

Well, behave like a "real" presidential administration, and. . . .

I would crawl out of my skin if I tried regularly to push confessions as accusations the way the Orange Pedo Sycophancy does.

"....and sent our message to their viewers/readers, without being critical of us"

That's the one thing that's actually worse than felon-rapist-traitor-pedopresident, vp wimp has a long natural life ahead of him. Plenty of time to create more damage.

I hope JD keeps digging this hole.

Begin the walk back on 3--2--1

Looking forward to this traitor's trial.