Minda Haas Kuhlmann

Hello! I'm a Royals fan and have also been their Triple-A affiliate's team photographer for a million years! I love things like fan interactions, watching other teams' prospects come through, and that thing when outfielders throw so hard they have to do a little tumble.

Whoever the Democratic nominee is in 2028, they must run on restoring the Steal a Base, Steal a Taco promotion

Me: I'm going to get a good night's sleep tonight This game: the hell you are

The text message I've sent the most this month? Why that's "STOP". And yet they don't.

too many guys are bad-weird now, we need more with this kind of good-weird energy

How long have we been going "I hate these things they're going to be used for evil" anyway

Frozen vegetables!!! The steam-in-bag technology gives so many options for different vegetables with almost no time or effort required. And they taste fresh!

WAIT this is an incredible premise, let's all read this

It shouldn’t be possible to kick yourself in the dick yet I watch Nebraska do it every week

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Have you thought about Eurasian Eagle-owls lately?

also, joe randa’s six-day tenure on the mets

Born 21 January 1976, Emma Bunton is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley's age on the day 'Cocoon' was released. Congrats, Emma! You've reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.

Ludicrously capacious bag

love the section of the "human" article that's lowkey like "no one knows why anyone does anything"

Had an intrusive thought

This made me cry so things are going great

Wake up babe, a new racist stereotype just dropped

Favorite part of Bluesky, the world famous sports app, is when pictures are broken

i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball

Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation

That pit in the stomach when you have to "per my last email" someone you generally like

My eyes!

Denver people please help our friend

Incredible tone, good resonance and finish, a soupçon of rattle at the end if you’re into that, 9/10

People seem to think this is problematic but I think it's not only hilarious, it speaks of someone with a lot of gay people around him