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29 | she/her | henchman enthusiast | 🔞

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my biggest impact on the internet is that i used to write for the scp foundation wiki and at some point an internet animator used my self-insert, who appeared only on my profile page, as a character in a crappy youtube cartoon that was seen by 1.5 million people. i dont really understand why

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there is so little resemblance to anything i've ever written or done that i would consider it a coincidence except the name "zolgamax" did not exist before i started using it as an internet handle in middle school. sometimes these things happen. sometimes someone decides to make you a catty gay man

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Cards from the Fantod Pack by Edward Gorey (attributed to "Madame Groeda Weyrd"), 1969, inspired by traditional tarot but with his own darkly whimsical imagery and interpretations.

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a little behind schedule on the comic… oh well, it’s not like there’s really a deadline for any of these things. update schedule will still be normal, i’m just blowing through my buffer a little faster than i’d like. it’ll be fine

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the biggest issue with pornography of souls games is very few people bother to understand the grammatical rules the english dialogue follows. if you can't decline "thou," maybe dont include any text in your drawing of ranni the witch with her pussy out

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KuRoRonin / NJ Leigh
@kuroronin.bsky.social

26 The terror of Point Pleasant, WV: Mothman! With its anti-gravity wings, it hovers in place and fires deadly heat rays from the eyes inside of them! It can also pick up and throw objects with its strong feet! #enemies #doodles

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i’m a little surprised that (as far as i know) there’s no seminal yaoi work based around amateur wrestling. is it because it seems like low-hanging fruit? i mean, it is. but also it’s such an unbelievably fucked environment. there’s meat on those bones!!

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but also everyone participating in the sport on every level is deeply insecure about the perceived homoeroticism. and also everyone is killing their bodies and going insane because wrestling gives you a crazy eating disorder basically 100% of the time. it’s nuts

xX_GOREMACHINE_Xx
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i’m a little surprised that (as far as i know) there’s no seminal yaoi work based around amateur wrestling. is it because it seems like low-hanging fruit? i mean, it is. but also it’s such an unbelievably fucked environment. there’s meat on those bones!!

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like yes ok its a sport where dudes basically put on bathing suits and manhandle each other. the nature of the thing is that dudes routinely physically (& sometimes sexually) violate one another during practice to vent their personal grievances. it’s gauche

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my shortest-lived job was a paid summer internship with an industrial manufacturing company. most of the time there was no work for me to do but the actual employees didn’t like seeing me not working so i was constantly being hauled into the manager’s office to get chewed out

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simultaneously i was going through a really bad breakup and gaining weight while dealing with a sports-culture-induced eating disorder. i started cutting myself. i told my therapist (expensive, another thing i was leeching off my parents for) and his response was “well, it sounds like you feel bad”

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just a real fucking mess of a time. in many ways i feel like my life has gotten worse since then but at least im not doing that shit anymore!!

xX_GOREMACHINE_Xx
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my shortest-lived job was a paid summer internship with an industrial manufacturing company. most of the time there was no work for me to do but the actual employees didn’t like seeing me not working so i was constantly being hauled into the manager’s office to get chewed out

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i was extremely stressed about this because the whole thing was a flagrant nepo make-work situation. they didn’t want me there, i didn’t want to be there, we were both fulfilling social dictates. it was hard not to self-flagellate because i knew how privileged i was to even be there

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i still feel bad about it. it was the period where i realized the rest of my life was going to be failchild shit and i wasn’t even good at meeting the social obligations of being a failchild. a miserable position, and not one that really deserves sympathy

xX_GOREMACHINE_Xx
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my shortest-lived job was a paid summer internship with an industrial manufacturing company. most of the time there was no work for me to do but the actual employees didn’t like seeing me not working so i was constantly being hauled into the manager’s office to get chewed out

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this is not to say i didn’t deserve the chewing-out; the work i did was apparently of good quality but i didn’t understand the unspoken art of acting busy when you have nothing to do and it would of course be absurd for someone to explain it to me. i was very visibly chilling out

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KuRoRonin / NJ Leigh
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25 The Hydra is a maraudrone with an experimental regeneration system. When you cut off one of its heads (and they're very cut-able), it grows back shortly, good as new. It was once in the plans to have two more take its place, but this was found to violate the laws of physics. #doodles #enemies

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KuRoRonin / NJ Leigh
@kuroronin.bsky.social

24 The wolfman! It slices, it dices, and it chases down anyone thinking to run away. A strong and terrifying enemy to have on your tail. (i should probably not have spent so much effort on this, but im currently exploring things) #doodles #enemies

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Mike
@trillhoit.bsky.social

the Duploland Imperial Navy Flagship, Dreadmuch-class HMS KlĂĽtz. Currently my favorite MOC to date