Mike Jarvis

Public Execution

Can never get enough of the premier league preview pod intro on @arseblog.com … it’s a banger 🫡

MAGA finding out

$5000 Election Bribe

Howdy! I promised to make a post on @arseblog.com collating the best independent/unofficial 'Arsenal win the title' merchandise (t-shirts, badges, posters etc). If you've made something, or you want to recommend something, please reply in this thread with any links/discount codes etc. Thank you!

Ian with a scoop on the World Cup Opening Ceremony. . .

Infantino is just so utterly craven. The other referees should go out in solidarity at this bullshit.

🏆 It is done.

Correspondents’ Dinner Eyewitness

Take it away, Luciano. 🇮🇪

What an obsequious, toadying, servile, brown-nosing, corrupt little cunt Gianni Infantino is. The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life. Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.

You thought PL clubs partnering with "opaque" (unlicensed, unregulated and illegal) Asian-facing sports betting operators would soon be a thing of the past? Think again.

Arsenal have officially signed Eberechi Eze from Crystal Palace. 4 year deal. Number 10. 🔥 Welcome home. #arsenal

It’s fucked up that everyone on the right accused everyone on the left of being pedophiles for over a decade — only to end up defending their cult leader when he transferred the world’s most notorious convicted pedophile into a luxury prison.

American Pope🇺🇸

What a night, what a performance from this far from 100% team, one of the great European nights at the Emirates. Declan Rice has produced two of the greatest free kicks you'll ever see at this level, and we 100% deserved that third goal too. Incredible. This team deserves so much love. #arsenal

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Just want to commend @benstiller.redhour.com & the rest of the cast/crew for what was a hugely entertaining, engaging, thrilling 2nd season of #Severance ! Ben, is there any chance you can sell merch/art work for the show? I need it! Seriously, well done. S3 can’t come fast enough! #PraiseKier

A lot of truth in this piece. www.gobb.ie/p/pass-the-r...

As of today, a new term has entered our language. A “rubio” is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Don’t be such a rubio.

Can’t wait for Severance S02E02!!! #Severance

Very satisfying first episode of season 2 of #severance 👍👍👌

Honestly can’t wait to see Mr. Milchick again! Terrible human being but what a character! Superbly played by the awesome Trammell Tillman!! 🫡 #Severance #Milchick #DefiantJazz #AppleTV

T - 1 Day until we hear the word of Kier Let’s get into sync & sing the Kier hymn “Kier, chosen one, Kier. Kier, brilliant one, Kier. Brings the bounty to the plain through the torment, through the rains, Progress, knowledge show no fear, Kier, chosen one, Kier.” #Severance #appletv #kier #lumon

youtube.com/watch?v=QYVy... Master stroke!!! #Severance

T-2 Days until we hear the word of Kier “And I shall whisper to ye dutiful through the ages, in your noblest thoughts & epiphanies shall be my voice. You are my mouth, & through ye, I will whisper on when I am 10 centuries demised” #Severance #Lumon #LumonIndustries #appletv #KierEagan #praiseKier

Grand Central Station today - actors from #Severance in their cubicals - great promotion and excited for the new season.

T-3 Days until we hear the word of Kier “Come now, children of my industry, and know the children of my blood.” #Severance #Lumon #LumonIndustries #appletv #KierEagan #praiseKier

Any chance you could sever my brain until Friday 😂 Now I just I sound like a sad old hamburger waiter prattling on about sauces…. #Severance #cantwait #rickenhalephd #theyouyouare #appletv

Folks at MIT Sloan looked at multiple studies of return to office (RTO) mandates & found they are lose-lose-lose. No reward from Wall Street for “getting tough,” an actual decrease in productivity & revenue, and loss of top talent. youtu.be/4ec_yZCWOCY...

T-4 days until we hear the word of Kier again. “Be content in my words and dally not in the scholastic pursuits of lesser men.” #severance #kier #praisekier #appletv #lumon #lumonindustries

T-5 days until we hear the word of Kier again. “Let not weakness live in your veins, cherished workers, drown it inside you. Rise up from your deathbed and sally forth, more perfect for the struggle.” #Severance #kier #praisekier #appletv #kiereagan #MDR

T-6 days until we hear the word of Kier again. Keep a merry humour ever in your heart. #severance #lumon #appletv #kier

8 Days till the #severance season two premiere! Today we have a (unofficial) Lumon Brand Bandaid.

I OWE MY SOUL TO THE COMPANY STORE | 16 TONS | #SEVERANCE #severanceedit #zachcherry #brittlower #adamscott #johnturturro

started watching severance and every time they say "outie" all i picture is this

I can’t believe people would choose to “skip” the #Severance intro on each episode… it’s one of the highlights for me especially with that glorious theme tune. Everything about this show is flawless

11 days until S2. It seems like we just ticked down into double figures and now we've almost reached singles.

A Severance podcast by @benstiller.redhour.com and Adam Scott + special guests Starting tomorrow January 7 We are very excited about this. (A deviled egg social + music dance experience + waffle party + melon bar combined kind of excitement) #Severance #TheSeverancePodcast

I still wanna know what Burt G was in a Wellness session for… anyone in the #Severance world have any ideas about that? #PraiseKier

Really stoked for #Severance season 2. I think I might have broken my Apple TV App having watched it about 6 times already 😂 I never thought I’d get as opposed about a show again after GoT but this has me gripped. Going down rabbit holes etc. it’s just so damn good @benstiller.redhour.com /Dan

Happy Hardcore History Day everyone. I was really hoping to get this out before 2024 ended but it wasn't quite ready. But it is now. I hope you like it! dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3...

18 Days till the #severance season two premiere.

Anyone wanting to check out #Severance this weekend… 9to5mac.com/2024/12/30/a...

Done, dusted, after a grotesque pantomime. We'll be discussing this scandal in detail next week in a special edition @theguardian.com's Football Weekly podcast.

If Assad goes for a stroll around Moscow, he'll see the rebel flag flying above the Syrian embassy. Diplomats chanted “Syria belongs to all Syrians” as it was raised this morning.

Day 1020 of my 3 day war. It's going so well that NATO, an aggressive alliance that seeks to destroy Russia, has of their members helping me safely leave Syria. I remain a master strategist.

This year I spent months reporting in Colombia, Mexico, and California, following Chinese migrants hoping to seek asylum in the US. It's a route that's become known as 走线. We made a 4-part podcast series about their journey. The first episode is free this week: open.spotify.com/episode/0vTt...