Johnson

Johnson

@moarhops.bsky.social

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AI art is rat burgers

Kim Hu@kim-hu.com

I don't want to be forced to disclose what I put in my burgers bc making them with rat meat is so much better for my bottom line as a small food business

Didn't even make it half a Scaramucci

Brian Stelter@brianstelter.bsky.social

Breaking: Trump says he has asked Katie Zacharia to reconsider her White House press secretary role. He said she'll stay in the administration "in some form" but "it may be a more pleasant form" www.cnn.com/2026/10/16/p...

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The richest man owns X. The second richest man owns The Washington Post. The third and fifth richest men control Google. The sixth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And the eighth richest man now owns both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?

bbc.comParamount takes over Warner Bros in $110bn Hollywood mergerThe merger of two of Hollywood's biggest movie studios comes after months of legal disputes and concern over competition

"you ever look at a French Bulldog and think, what other animal on earth has an asshole pointing straight up?" #CookQuotes

Read this headline then just stared into the sun for thirty minutes hoping to summon an asteroid

I'd rather fight 1000 horse sized badgers then listen to 30 seconds of this 7 damn minutes of ford truckaganda

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Is asking the dishie to bum a smoke as fussy as reminding the host not to pick their nose or telling the bartender to quit ripping rumple with the regulars? We assembled a team of service industry burnouts to find out

Some days I think maybe we'll make it through this. Other days I watch you carpet walkers spend an entire Friday arguing about fucking iced coffee in an interview with the fucking devil

Wait until y'all hear about crust with cheese & pepperoni with no sauce

cursèd gem 💎@gemcitygem.bsky.social

me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce

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me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce

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Whoever was the Democratic consultant that told them to stop calling these people "weird" should be catapulted into the sun.

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