Manic Pixie Dream Grandpa

I long for our simple, naive dystopian cyberscapes of bygone eras.

If you replaced every piece of gold Donnie added to the Oval Office with purple.

What?

Congrats to incoming White House press secretary Tilly Norwood

Apparently at around 1:30 PM ET, the main accounts for the No Kings coalition on Instagram were frozen and pulled down. Admins have lost access to the account and are unable to log in. This happened at the peak of the organization's national day of action. Instagram, of course, is owned by Meta.

Trump oligarch Mark Zuckerberg has suspended the No Kings Instagram account in the middle of the national day of action.

Rumors are circulating that they already have a new Press Secretary.

#Tesla #Elon

"President Donald Trump suffers ego injury from mild-mannered Canadians, initiates geopolitical standoff with Canada and issues annexation threats" is a mid-tier South Park plotline from 2005 unleashed on the world

Never forget

I said this years ago. It's been obvious. It remains obvious. It's a tragedy for our country.

I am MPDG's cautious optimism over what may be construed as a turning of tides in the MAGA movement.

10G SFP+ Modules are cool. I just wish they didn't have to contain a blazing micro-star to function.

"No one could fuck up as bad as Dubya did with that banner" Holy shit.

It's 15 years later and everyday I'm still shufflin. But now it's because I have a bad hip.

Apparently, I'm at the "yelling at a youtube video of Hank Green playing Connections" stage of my life.

#SOS

Is that a duress password in your pants or are you just unhappy to see me?

Per internal park service records obtained by "Scott MacFarlane Reports" The $5 million allotted by Nat Park Service for Trump's helipad is roughly the same amount of $ set aside this year for all of: Gettysburg National historic site Olympic Natl Park Glen Canyon Bryce Canyon

What if we kissed at the—

But the exercise yard is the state of the art.

#Dude, your community is getting a #Dell AI #Datacenter whether you like it or not.

Let the world get a good look at your face, Chad. "Okay"

"Trump-endorsed Ogles loses Tennessee House GOP primary"

Barron Trump for the $100,000/mo Truth Social API

Goddamn...

Fixed that for you, Donnie. (Real Trump post today.)

Fauci should have pleaded the fift-y thousand DOW!!!!

Telling Russia to cyberattack the people he hates is sort of his whole brand.

just incredible to watch the US president take Iran's side when my state's water systems are under cyberattack

Alex Jones is saying Tim Heidecker shit and Tim Heidecker is saying Alex Jones shit. This is the singularity.

man I will just never get over the fact that the collective response to the pandemic, and an absolutely miraculous vaccine development, was to destroy public health in this country and smear everyone involved I generally take a positive view of humanity overall but it's so depressing

Big mouth 'Crotch' #Lindell is a numbers guy. With a shitty phone mount. #Minnesota #MNGOP #Governor

It's trans everything nowadays!!!

Great, a Millennial Falconer just moved next door.

"All of maga tomorrow morning probably" - jessmargera on twitter

Katie Phang blasts the Trump administration for its role in getting the Tate brothers travel restriction lifted: "This regime has the most fucked up priorities. It's not taking care of Americans...It's let's make sure that we prioritize getting the Tate brothers getting off a fucking house arrest."

For the 2nd time in a week, ICE agents who kill an unarmed man aren’t wearing body cameras. So what are they doing with the taxpayer $ Trump demanded they receive? Congress could pass laws requiring every agent involved in this work wear a working bodycam. www.pressherald.com/2026/07/13/s...

Good News: A federal judge just shut down Trump's IRS settlement, reopening the case and exposing the $1.8 billion slush fund for what it is. The judge went even further, recommending sanctions and disciplinary action against Trump's attorney.

It's been a long year waiting for the Trump phone. Finally, after exhaustive research, interviews, and hands-on testing, I can officially confirm: it sucks

Former Colorado election official Tina Peters has been on a right-wing media tour since leaving prison. She's talked extensively about meeting with Trump in the White House and urging him to sign executive orders to curtail voting rights. Appears to be part of a larger plot to subvert the midterms

Part of the lure of the Islamic Republic of Japan, at least for women, is that they replaced the hijab with a ninja fukumen. #TMYK

So happy for them! Saskatchewan village celebrates new beginning without ‘Queen of Canada’ cult ‘I can sleep at night now’: Richmound, Sask. mayor pushes togetherness while launching a greenhouse project: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

How bad is it going? Stew-fucking-Peters is now on the team. (still a living shitstain on humanity)

"You still dating that anarchist chick?" "Sigh. No. I appreciated that she was unfettered by groupthink and dogma. But her "anti" stance had no deeper philosophical reason other than a deep seated fear of her own inferiority." "She dumped you, huh?" "Yeah."

I opened 'youthtube' this morning and find out Human League is still going strong and was in Philly last week. I remember recording this off the radio at 11 years old on my rad new boombox I got for my birthday. I made my friends lip sync the parts with me. Lol. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVfI...

I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.