Chris Thompson

Imagine trying to tell people the country is full when you're standing in an empty room 🤣

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Remember the clocks go back tonight and we transition into a season of dignified reflection.

Robert Jenrick on his Liz Truss journey.

I suspect Jerry has never experienced being called as a witness. #CelebrityTraitors

Roman emperors famously just went into retirement without any issues.

He’s literally the “I was studying the blade” guy

If you live by the Baz you die by the Baz. #ENGvSRI

This photo neatly sums up the two possible reactions to Trump these days. Closing your eyes and pretending it's not happening, or staring with undisguised horror.

When it Happens is coming quite soon, I think.

Welcome back cool headed Bazball. #PAKvENG

I'm happy to pay a licence fee surcharge to keep this case going for as long as is humanly possible

You don’t hear much about the Piddington separatists these days.

obviously many more important takeaways from the French approach to protest, but much respect to the absolute varsity level Whimsy of throwing a whole ass piano at the cops

Top 5 contenders for new White House press secretary: *gun in wig *bra on plinth *fleshlight on skateboard *burger with veneers *Boo-B, The World’s First Talking Tit ™

New Ivankabot currently being prepared for the President.

Feeling a huge disturbance in the force as millions of UK dads sigh in disappointment. #CelebrityTraitors

Joanne going to get through to the end because she’s useless. #CelebrityTraitors

Jerry being clueless must’ve been helpful coping with her last marriage. #celebritytraitors

UK dads nodding at clever Hannah. #CelebrityTraitors

Zelensky: "When our strikes reached Yandex’s data centers, it suddenly became a little easier to breathe on many social media platforms. A lot of people noticed it. There was less hate, less division, and fewer provocations... It’s pretty clear where those bots were coming from."

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Brian Blessed’s birthday is an excuse to share one of the greatest paragraphs in any memoir ever.

A failed state. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Trump won't stop starting wars until he is awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

Go girl, give us nothing. Listening to Kemi Bedenoch’s speech.

Nigel’s not going to like this. She’ll probably get summoned for a reprimand over champagne and oysters.

It’s another busy day in the “Was always warm and charming with me” community.

Still enjoying the meltdowns on the hellsite. Remember the Beatles? You wouldn’t without our plodding nursery rhymes, you fools!

Just learning about the US President suggesting Iran can destroy Los Angeles or San Diego and then moving on, because like a mad Roman emperor nothing he says means anything.

You hear of people getting tickets year after year on here and the old hellsite. I guess some people must just be really technically proficient 🤷

Ross Kemp seems to also be all over the place outside of #celebritytraitors

At least Amol has some extra time to work on his understanding of the concept of humility #celebritytraitors

Power went off briefly and my first thought was how was I going to watch #celebritytraitors?

I'm contractually obliged to point out that it begins with a discussion of the Bayeux Tapestry.

One of the Gallaghers has finally become an extraordinary writer.

I reckon they’ll show next season’s Leicester City v Manchester City League 2 fixture on the telly.

We’re gonna rock down to The inland revenue They’re winding up Man City

Ground control to *Captain* Tom Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.

I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility

Once you attain the highest level of Scientology you achieve a transformation from Tom Cruise to Sandi Toksvig.

We saw you from across the bar and thought you’d like to come to our friend’s island

He’ll be kicking himself if anyone filmed it.

Happy new Protomartyr album day to all who celebrate.