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Business idea: Pest control for sex pests

Sherlock Holmes but he finds suspects using his encyclopedic knowledge of vape flavors.

What a great day it is for smoking crack

Septome - II is alive! Brand new mixtape, just in time for Halloween. 🎃 Check it out. septome.bandcamp.com/album/ii

Hilarious if true

a lot of women owe me an apology

This show really fell off

LIKE TO CHARGE REPOST TO CAST

"Compares himself to Kanye West" Great job man, you got this.

these are rookie numbers. my 2 year old is going through 5-6 years of math per month. hes got three graduate degrees. started his own trading firm. sold it. started another. regrets his life. he won't talk to me anymore. took up woodworking. i miss him. what went wrong? will pull 6 month old in soon

What the fuck is this npr?

I am nailing this job application

I should have started working on that dating app idea I had with dark souls style pvp invasions

i invented a new tech product that lets its user upload their consciousness to heaven instantly. im naming it the gun.

Blended by mollydooker

Is there such a thing as gay dementia

Look if I can't get a job I'm going to have the biggest biceps in the world. I don't make the rules.

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

What's that it's on the tip of my tongue, what do you call the exchange of currency for services that are too difficult to do yourself? Is it a job? Or a service? Or a paid gig? God if only a captain of industry could help me out with this one.

since we’re doing this discourse again here’s why im no longer on twitter

over the weekend, leon went rogue and compromised six or maybe seven miller high lifes that were in the fridge. the incident occurred on saturday night and also involved a red baron frozen pizza. we are conducting a thorough investigation into how this happened

I was fooled. It would have been a great story but it was too good to be true.

I just asked a random guy to help me find something in Publix. He's like I don't even work here man.

Evil Hitler be like

Jesus priest

Everyone in my life: How's the Job hunt? The job hunt:

lmao

Did you know you only need a small brain to make silly little drawings?

the syntax reminded me of this

Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter

Liquid Bluesky

Jenovah's witness

Am I out of the loop or is this an incredibly bizarre way to ask someone if they are transgender?