Bill Dorr

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This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Oh good. I’m glad my local Portland, Oregon Fox affiliate is reporting on this important news story from Arizona. I guess there’s nothing else happening in the nation today.

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Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

Trying to gauge when, exactly, between the lies about Haitian migrants, the extrajudicial boat killings, the Epstein Files strategy sessions, the Tate brothers importation, and the illegal overseas war, it was that God made his presence known to JD Vance through a glass on the wall

this is my new favorite diagram

George R.R. Martin Hands Agent Unsolicited, 4,000-Page Manuscript Titled ‘Tuba Man, Scuba Man’

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

While I generally find it in poor taste to celebrate the death of (almost) any human being, I will instead look upon this news, nod in silent acknowledgement of it happening, and then go on to have a nicer day than usual in its aftermath.

Hoyl shiat

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I want the kids in bed by 9:00. I want the dog fed, the yard watered, and the gate locked. And get a note to the milkman. No more cheese!

but this is our hill and these are our beans.

I'm Lieutenant Frank Drebin, Police Squad!

Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!

I love this kid vomiting up FIFA

Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

Today I learned why that nearby car dealership lot had all those purple lights in it.

I had a weird real-world politics/Star Trek crossover dream last night, where there was a ship named the USS Sexual Predator and had the registry number NCC-86457. I think I need to stop looking at Bluesky and reading fanfics before bed.

Well that was a Survivor moment.

Sunset over the endless megalopolis of Tokyo, Japan. One of the most beautiful things I've ever experienced. These moments stirred my soul and moved me to tears.

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Coming soon: Federal investigations into the superstitious association between death and the numbers '4' and '7' in the Japanese language.

If you think Comey has it rough, just wait until the 75309th president investigates Tommy Tutone.

Hatsune Miku

Pam Gonedi

Pamala Jo Bondi? More like Pamala Go Get A New Jobby! Hah, gottem!

This is like an @actualnames.bsky.social crossover with @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war. The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints. One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

I think I just sprained my thumb trying to unscrew a cap from a pop bottle. I have never felt more old. I’m 45.

VARNEY: How do you feel about drowning? BURGUM: The science says otherwise. Water is a substance that is vital to human life, and if you look at the chemical makeup of it, H2O, there’s oxygen in it. I mean, fish are submerged in it and they don’t die, so why not humans?

This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see. His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert. Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.

UPDATE: FEWER THAN 20 NOW 😱 This is actually the last chance. I don't think this version of TWOW will ever be available again!

Do you think that if I presented Trump with the participation trophy I got for playing soccer when I was 6 that he might like the state of Oregon more? Just wondering how easily his favor can be bought by shiny things he never earned.

a solid 25% of generative ai responses are "how would tom waits answer this question"

Fuck

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

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Which is a completely meaningless thing, right? EA’s are just directives from the president to executive branch departments…which are all under the auspices of Trump cabinet secretaries now, so aren’t they already not doing things Biden would have directed? Performative nothingness.

Damn that was fast (cheers BookBub)! 😳 Thank you all SO MUCH! 🧡

New meme format just dropped:

LOL, Republican senators are just like, "Please don't make us read this, or talk about this, or vote on this, we just approve it sight-unseen and claim to know nothing about it, so please go away."