ms. maas, haunted edition

Walnut balls with a Spotted Cow on the Trempealeau Hotel porch are a sacrament

Getting the grand tour at a housewarming party and I’m pretty impressed by the murder room!

Lol this cat is 30-40% dog #felinefriday

“Priesmeyer dives into Ramsey County Sheriff Bob Fletcher’s supposed list . . . and finds many of the connections tenuous and unproven if not outright laughable. For instance, a murdered 2-year-old is said to be en route to meet with gang connections.” @mollypeonies.bsky.social freakin rocks

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula

As a Michigander by birth and as an American: I cannot wait for Abdul to become a U.S. Senator 💙

FACT: President Trump has gained 1,000 times MORE wealth in his most recent year in office ($3.3 bn) than he has FALSELY accused @ilhanmn.bsky.social of gaining over seven years in office ($30 mn).

Feels like questions a senator could ask

You’d think Jacob Frey might wanna show up, as this shit obvs transcends politics. But you’d be wrong!

CD5 stands with ilhan omar because she has our back and this clear attempt at election intimidation in minnesota is only going to drive even more DFL turnout

Lmaoooo I (along with every other 1970s kid I knew) absolutely believed this urban legend. “His stomach just totally EXPLODED!” No way was I *ever* gonna consume Pop Rocks and Coke on the same day 🤣😭

Orb weaver 🕷️🕸️

Put another way: the City could cover the full funding gap with nine days worth of MPD overtime pay.

Age yourself with a childhood crush

I'm getting bottom surgery on December 9, two months from today!!! I've started a GoFundMe to help with recovery costs (including travel costs for my girlfriend, who'll be my primary caregiver during that time, and general living costs). Please help if you can! www.gofundme.com/f/support-lu...

Target still doing this shit. Fuck ICE and Fuck Target.

If you fuck with our Somali neighbors, you fuck with all of us

this government must fall and shall fall and we must join the task of tearing it down and not rest until this man face the people’s justice

abolish. abolish. abolish. we do not have to live like this.

FUCK ICE

Trying to remember what it’s like not being consumed with hatred, revulsion, and rage every single day

So a little free advice for Dems. Do not back local coordination with fascist Feds who continue to disappear people.

I’d even bring it to Richfield or Golden Valley! 😅 Show your neighbors that @cedrickfrazier.bsky.social is the ONLY responsible choice in this pivotal Hennepin County Attorney race

Mr President sir we are formally nominating you for the Nobel Piece* Prize sir (*…of SHIT! hahahaha ahh Mr President we gotta laugh huh sir? Yes the world hates you hahahahaha fun ) www.rte.ie/news/world/2...

dammit, this story got picked up nationally. The media cannot resist this angle Meanwhile, besides the fact that Demuth has NO PLAN for healthcare, she wants to repeal our state's paid family and medical leave policy, which would devastate most people who need cancer treatment TRY HARDER, NPR

This is very well said

Flavor Crystals at the Hook and Ladder

I may live badly, but at least I don’t have to *work* to do it.

The BEST thing that true believers in AI could do is stop evangelizing to people, like me, who think it sucks. Do the hard, years-long work of detaching your beloved technology from the worst people in the world right now: shameless fascists driven by greed and domination. They’re YOUR partners.

wishing a fine Feline Friday to all

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Jesus Christ. I really am unclear on how to be a functioning human in this time and place

This absolute piece of shit & cartoon idiot must be hurled into the sun. Also fuck you forever, Forest Lake

Dreamboat 🖤