A Macabre Mullist in Texas

Oh yeah? Has the world ever said hello back to you?

We need to open the schools

I understood a joke once. Never again.

Middle aged rocking out Weezing

My wife periodically rewatches the whole series of Cheers, so I watched one with her where the current chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff walks in and says a few lines before walking back out. Would have made more sense if it had been Hegseth.

Add "Between My Legs" to a movie title. Wildwood Between My Legs

Lula has been reelected president, Brazilian media has now called. An extraordinary comeback for the left-wing politician who trailed by 2 points in round 1 but managed to hold off Flávio Bolsonaro, the former president's son.

Some of those who pet furses are the same who boop noses

[weeping] saddam would have *loved* the cheesecake factory!!!

Trump claims bump after pumping slumping schlump's plum rump

Donald Trump goes farther than Michael Keaton's Batman. He's dropping America in a vat of acid.

Bad sign for next year's Zelda movie: no one recognized my Link costume at the Trunk or Treat. One kid asked if I was an elf.

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

These blood blisters got me thinking about learning to play bass with a pick.

Aaron said something really profound on the Trillbilly Workers Party today: Human history has been a trial-and-error process to determine what you should and should not consume. That applies to the Internet, too.

rich people will spend more money on ads about why they should never pay taxes than they would if they just paid taxes

we do not need more fucking data centers. There is a negative need, existing ones need to be shut down

I mean I do also think cheating on your partner is morally wrong, I just really don't get how people have time to do that

It's exactly how Bacchus wants to be prayed to.

LMFAO. They've invested billions of dollars and countless hours of engineering time, and none of them thought to check what happens if you type "PHP bad?"

Gender is a scam to sell more clothes. Become ungovernable. Make bottom surgery freely available at Claire's. JUST LET ME LIVE.

'Hegseth breaks Eisenhower's globe' is a little too on-the-nose tbh

politics is when someone says something i don't like

I'll agree with Peter Thiel in that democracy is incompatible with him walking free.

It suddenly dawned on me that, since the US is the final boss, its first phase has a relatively pleasant exterior. Then, once its hp is depleted in Afghanistan, it comes back as a skeleton in Iran. The ugliness is foregrounded now.

I always trust ExxonMobil to supply the most ferocious El Niño systems.

Thicc Larry Elison can still return if we ban GLP-1s.

Civilization is kind of a joke, really. A couple of hunter-gatherers wanted to fuck off and get drunk and here we are.

ok, blood magic haters. say you got your wish and blood magic went away tomorrow. would you be able to get through your day without spells like Blood to Soup? Power Word: Aquacide? Raise Fuckable Skeleton?

Let's get to it, chop chop

The Mitsubishi 3000GT Twin Turbo from Gran Turismo. Now I prefer my Prius. Would be nice to have a BYD if I could charge it on a non-Tesla station.

I basically agree with the assessment "society is collapsing because we are tolerating too much and not punishing enough." No one involved with Jan 6 got punished enough, for example.