Chris Arrison

Chris Arrison

@murderwizard.bsky.social

philly guy. horror buff. go birds. go jason voorhees

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Chris Arrison
@murderwizard.bsky.social

just ask ben tramer

Katie Mack@astrokatie.com

A reminder, because it is almost that time of year: More children are killed by cars on Halloween than any other day of the year, by far. www.vox.com/future-perfe... If you're a parent, I hope you'll do what you can to keep kids safe. If you're driving on Saturday, PLEASE exercise extra caution.

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Steph Noh
@stephnoh.bsky.social

The plan: Instead of giving Knicks employees championship rings, use them as a lure to see who needs mandatory cybersecurity training

Chris Arrison
@murderwizard.bsky.social

you can go back in time to discover who was the "kevin bacon" of their day, and just look at this incredible list from 1980. real 'we used to be a country' vibes

Jeff Giles@jefito.com

The "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" game is bullshit and always has been. These crazy bastards used data science to prove it: pudding.cool/2026/10/kevi...

pudding.coolThe Real Kevin BaconDemystifying the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon: the past, present, and future centers of Hollywood

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Clint S.
@c-lint.bsky.social

Chuck Norris isn’t in this clip, but it lives rent free in my head along with the “Walker told me I have AIDS” clip

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Matt Oswalt
@mattoswaltva.bsky.social

Dear Penthouse Forum,

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"

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Alex Zalben
@azalben.bsky.social

At long last, we have created a way for you to take away Nikki's free will, from the classic horror movie "don't take away Nikki's free will"

Bloody Disgusting@bloody-disgusting.com

Nikki from OBSESSION joins FORTNITE tomorrow. You wished for this...

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Todd Vaziri
@tvaziri.com

wait 😗 "Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood" (2019) 😗 "One Battle After Another" (2025)

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assbutt
@nasboat.org

Replying to @nasboat.org

i have never done anything this cool in my life

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respectful huff
@alexqarbuckle.bsky.social

Lena Dunham in HBO pitch writing GIRLS on the whiteboard, then wiping away the S so it says GIRL, then adding a dollar sign so it says GIRL$, then wiping it all away and writing ARLI$$

Chris Arrison
@murderwizard.bsky.social
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Q: On Guilfoyle, she was almost a member of your family. How surprised were you to learn about these allegations? TRUMP: No, she wasn't a member of my family. She I guess dated my son a long time ago.

Chris Arrison
@murderwizard.bsky.social

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2024) – set in 1973 – starts with the van full of doomed kids listening to Sweet Home Alabama from 1974. I turned off the movie.

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Rodger Sherman
@rodger.bsky.social

Just remembered the Christopher Columbus bit from the Curtis Sliwa-Adam Friedland podcast, the #1 clip of all time for Not Having Any Idea What Words Are Coming Next

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phylan
@phylan.website

the Eagles can win with a field goal IF they can simply advance the ball. unfortunately,

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Brian Grubb
@briancgrubb.bsky.social

the philadelphia eagles are going to do one thing every week and that’s play in the stupidest football game you’ve ever seen