Occam’s Shaving Cream

Los Milics Vineyards, Elgin, Arizona 

Show me your flashback friday Drunk at a wedding in 2007, probably making an ass out of myself, but certainly having fun.

👀 WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration sues to block Alaska Senate race certification if Republican loses, citing candidate name confusion.

The pettiness is off the charts. www.nytimes.com/athletic/771...

I know they’re annoying, but if you demand that Dem candidates can’t take money from… —corporate PACs —AIPAC —Crypto —AI/data center PACs —fossil fuel lobby —Billionaires …then who the hell does that leave? It leaves THE REST OF US. And that means texts/spam. …Except from me & Blue26.org.

The very fact that this had to be banned makes me wonder how much he’s profiting off of it 

12 Monkeys had all the elements of a timeless classic about the nature of truth and objectivity, but seemed content to just be “thought provoking”

Joe on JD

This could be said about almost anything that comes out of his mouth

And media - who loves to ride the drama of a pollercoaster - needs to take a hard look at what's legitimate and what's not. If this teaches us anything - DON'T GET COMPLACENT AND DON'T TRUST THE POLLS. LOCK IN. SIGN UP FOR A CANVASSING SHIFT. LEAVE NOTHING TO CHANCE OVER THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.

Wait, Jill Biden has news about our *current* president’s decline? 

👇🏼

somehow ran across this earlier today and now I can't find where but it's so good, david byrne always so good. www.youtube.com/watch?v=izx8...

Made a little video about my reporting on “Tommy” from the viral @abdulelsayed.bsky.social town hall

On days like this, where it starts to get dark before six, I start really dreading DST 

Add a photo you took of something good

What an at bat by Bauers

Roses are red Some sharks are makos

Never change, Reddit

I feel like it really depends what the question is

Mercury Grand Marquis 

Go home weather you’re drunk

The bass line of Silly Love Songs is so so good

ngl fireworks display looks incredible

Ken Paxton must be *ashamed*

Yamamoto may be a Japanese pitcher, but he’s constitutionally an Italian car 

Seven year-old me was at this game. Formative experience

25th amendment can’t come soon enough

Selma Blair Witch Project

MSNow is being so low-key about the Ilhan Omar raid. They're treating it like "we'll have to see how this plays out, but voters probably don't care about 30-year-old election paperwork compared to gas prices." They should be pulling fascism fire alarm

It’s going to be close to impossible, but I’m trying to avoid looking at polls/prediction markets for the next three weeks 

“Veep” but make it nonfiction 

🧵🧵🧵 I was going to write a simple sentence about the madness of the moment, but I got distracted by the U.S. president’s complaint that he was screwed out of the Nobel Peace Prize after bombing multiple countries, and then he bolstered his case with a plan to execute a guy in a wheelchair and ...

At 50 I feel twice as old as I did at 45

Is there a gas in the car? Yes, there’s gas in the CAAAH

straight out of central casting 

When an eel rubs your thigh And you let out a sigh That’s a moray

You call it a klan meeting, I call it a

Bluesky erasure

Jim Bakker AND Dennis Hastert? In 24 hours??

If you’re in line to beat the Yankees, stay in line!

Infrastructure Week!

Lasagna is a great name for a baby girl

Smokey the Bear vs McGruff the Crime Dog: who wins?