Myx!!!

'ayyyyy, im gianni matragrano' 'yup thats exactly what he sounds like. its almost like hes in the room with us right now' -me and @myxolydian.lol

Optimistic rookie ✌️👹💥🔫🔋👻🚫

i took this picture one hundred and three weeks ago on the day i met the love of my life, looking north from the burnside bridge in portland after dropping quarters off the side to see if we could see them splash when they hit the water.

MY WIFE IS GONNA BE HERE SOON IM SO EXCITED ITS NEVER BEEN UP THIS WAY BEFORE RAHHHHHH

trying to help a Hinge match understand that a digital copy of their brain being uploaded doesn't mean they're immortal now because they don't "get" to be the copy and their meat body will still die someday and really understanding why Catherine just gave up trying to explain that to Simon in SOMA

holy fuck it’s really just more gambling

I'm sure it's good that over the past several days I have seen multiple vibecoding people say their individual versions of "yeah this is like playing a slot machine for me and I find it hard to stop and I love that actually"

sometimes everything before the age of like 14 feels like a book i read once and only vaguely recall the plot of

“They put me in prison for thinking that The Far Side is funny.” “That’s odd, I-“ “Goddamnit John, that’s too much dialogue. Now Gary Larson will never draw our single mediocre panel.”

It’s well known I have strong opinions on Silver but very few of them are about her design. I mostly just think she looks far too young and healthy for an alcoholic who went even in a fight with Drifter #deadlock

it’s goatsucker season!!!!!

please dont follow me for ovipositor content ill just disappoint you

And now, back to today’s episode of *Cock Oblong*. “Detective Oblong, I dont know how we would have solved this case of spontaneous child immolation without you! How could I possibly repay you…~” “It was nothing, ma’am. And please.” *dramatic zoom-in* “Call me Cock.“

“Got any holiday plans” “Yeah I’ve been really getting into oviposition lately” “…” “No you can’t see my cloaca” “Awwww man…”

hey girl u lookin fine tn *the last 6 leaves fall off my eddie murphy tree movie tree and i pop like a viscera balloon, covering you in blood and ruining your weekend*

did u know that in storytelling something can actually mean something else its called lying storytellers are LIARS paid off by Big Story

all i know about whalefall is that its the first story to ever use a whale as symbolism for something else every other story involving whales up to this point has taken the whales very literally and not as a metaphor for anything

did u know that in storytelling something can actually mean something else its called lying storytellers are LIARS paid off by Big Story

dishonored famously a story about how torturing big fish is sick as hell

all i know about whalefall is that its the first story to ever use a whale as symbolism for something else every other story involving whales up to this point has taken the whales very literally and not as a metaphor for anything

earlier it rejected me tho devastation

They’re making an actual sequel????

using tomodachi life to cut the sting of long distance with the woman I love

my vyvanse is a machine that turns low-functioning depression into high-functioning depression

this is how bakemonogatari is edited

#shirouday

FUCK YOU! CONFLICT! SKELETON

Escape from New York, the glider scene. It's '81, a year before Tron revolutionised CG and Carpenter has 1/3 of Tron's budget...so how did he pull off an absurdly sophisticated wireframe simulation?! It's actually a cardboard city painted matte black, lined with reflective tape and lit with UV.

british people having really bad sex: good heavens llewellyn im departing [[dies]]

Lady #aeromachina

Tomorrow ??????

Throw a riot shield so hard it makes a dude's head explode. I AM YOUR BEAST / QUITTING TIME / DLC OUT ON STEAM TOMORROW. store.steampowered.com/app/4578110/...

The invincible airplane

Dylan floor time in the ptsd outfit

goated game

dolls to watch out for "Girl Research"

me n my wife

I'm tired of fair, professional, nonconfrontational reporting. I want to see more headlines like, "Nation Grows Tired of Watching President Suck Own Dick."

Palestinian skateboarder in Gaza doing a kickflip over an unexploded US-made (in Garland, Texas) Mk. 84 2000lb aerial bomb, provided to Israel as one of many tens of thousands of aerial bombs in the 1,000 and 2,000lb class included in US military assistance.

Shabang!